Have you ever noticed how Flavor Flav is an underdeveloped man-child, like some kind of pre-pubescent clock enthusiast who just discovered that sometimes his pee-pee gets hard? And have you ever thought that going on a date with a guy like that would be some kind of pepto-pink nightmare of realized boyhood fantasy? YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
I had a magician at a birthday party once. I was five. He told me he was going to make me disappear and I started crying. SO WHAT, like you’re perfect?
The best part of this: everything the magician says.
The worst part of this: that woman’s need to be on television so desperately that she’s willing to put up with this Neverland Ranch nonsense. Girl, respect yourself.