That’s Your Boyfriend: Fat Guy Who Licks Things

“That’s Your Boyfriend” is a game that children and adult bloggers play in malls. A couple of months ago, my friend Stephanie and I brought TYB to the internet, and from time to time Gabe and I will be pointing out your boyfriend, just in case you miss him. Egalitarians, never fear, there will be “That’s Your Girlfriend”s, too. Anyway…

This fat guy who licks things with his big fat tongue and knows people will laugh at him but doesn’t care is your boyfriend: