Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

There are people far more qualified than I to complain about this week’s EU vote (not this bloke, though) (or this woman) but fuck it: You done goofed, UK. Fortunately Taylor Swift is around to clean things up. Just when you need her she shows up like fuckin’ Batman! Your best and worst pre-Brexit comments are below. This a low-flying panic attack, innit.

Good Luck!

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THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  son_of_cheap_suit | Jun 21st Score:26

This is one lateral move from “what were you wearing when you got groped on the train?”. She’s no more naked on her album cover than Perfume Genius or Chris Brown have been on theirs, yet somehow critic dudes managed not to turn into cartoon wolves with unfurling tongues upon viewing them.

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#9  Stereopun | Jun 23rd Score:26

The prosecutors won in spirit.

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#7  son_of_cheap_suit | Jun 21st Score:29

I will be teaching my child to identify sexists as shitbags. I’m sorry that you’ll be raising yours differently, but it’s nice of you to at least remove him/her from your avatar so they won’t be associated with your shitbag comments.

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#6  meat | Jun 23rd Score:30

Direxit ©

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#5  meat | Jun 17th Score:30

hey boys and girl (there must be one?),
quick note…i generally try not to put anything too long or too heavy on the weekend playlists. i know there are only a few enlightened members of this crew, so i try to walk the line. but today i went with an epic, 15 minute, doomy skull crusher ‘the ashes make her beautiful’ by graves at sea. i understand that a lot of you think metal is silly or scary or dumb or whatever, but i’d love it if for a minute (or 15…), you could forget about all that and pretend you’ve never heard it before. grab your best headphones, crank the volume, smoke some weed (if you’re so inclined) and appreciate this track for what it is….a few dudes pouring absolutely every ounce of themselves onto tape. if you pay attention, you’ll hear traces of beauty buried in the ugliness.

i quit my job today because i need to get the hell out of boston. i don’t know where i’ll be working in nyc, but i do know i’ll be living there again before the summer’s over. all day long i’ve felt sad and angry, but exhilarated, and this song captures those feelings like nothing i’ve heard in a very long time. i may be steering you into the abyss, but i’d never steer you wrong.

(i promise if you make to 9:07 the payoff will be worth it)

ALRIGHT, GANG! WHO’S COMING WITH ME?!?!

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#4  raleigh st. clair | Jun 22nd Score:30

This user account shows promise.

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#3  blochead | Jun 17th Score:31

Ever noticed the myriad of ways Budweiser packages their products? Traditional 6 packs, 12 packs, 24 can cases have given way to 18 packs, 30 packs, etc. The standard bottle now comes in a multitude of shapes and sizes. The one thing they DON’T do is change the shitty product that is actually contained therein. It’s all market trickery to confuse the consumer and nothing more. All of these newfangled (yup, newfangled) music release strategies are the same thing. Just marketing BS. I’ve purchased so many potato peelers in my life. But the simple piece of shit I used when in the Navy, you know the one, remains the simple and best model. I have seen nothing about any of this marketplace masturbation that leads me to believe the release of an album needs/needed revision. And yes, I did just shake my fist.

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#2  undergroundspoon | Jun 17th Score:42

*hits blunt* what even IS an album any more, mannnnn

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#1  Stereopun | Jun 22nd Score:58

HBO on Vinyl: “Scratch that”

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  andy_james | Jun 17th Score:-18

Dang nobody likes Radiohead anymore

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#4  almotasim | Jun 21st Score:-20

Sky Ferreira, i love you, but you’re bringing me down.

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Alex Pegg | Jun 21st Score:-25

In which case I can only hope you set your child a better example than calling people shit bags from behind an internet handle.

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#2 

Alex Pegg | Jun 21st Score:-26

That’s cos us dad’s don’t get out enough ;)

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#1 

Alex Pegg | Jun 21st Score:-45

She does have great tits though ;)

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  padfoot24 | Jun 22nd Score:15

I like the fact that he sounds like a potato.

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