1,000 Songs. Impossibly Gross.

This girl decided to up the ante for her birthday party by offering an iPod Nano as the prize for a double-dare gross-out contest.

Here’s a partial list of body parts that touched:

  • lips to lips
  • straight male lips to straight male lips
  • toes to lips
  • face to vulva
  • glans to nose

The winner was a guy who let [name removed by request] pee on his face. Seriously. If you need any music for that new Nano, the Army National Guard is giving away 3 songs on iTunes. Just don’t tell ‘em how you got the Nano, dude.