Hot on the Tracks

Commodore logoIf you were an also-ran computer maker, and fell asleep (or went bankrupt) in 1994 and woke up in 2005, you’d probably think Apple had gotten back into the black by starting iTunes, the way people talk. That’s the only explanation for the Commodore Music Store that makes any sense: some Rip van Winkle shit. And what’s the only thing worse than being a pathetic also-ran? Being sued by Lionel Richie, or one of the other Commodores, because they need the money as badly as you do.

Check out the $363 Commodore mp3 player, too. Has anyone ever seen one in the wild?