Sure, you heard about the farting midget that shows up in the later chapters of R. Kelly’s epic “Trapped in the Closet”, but those news stories ignored the real twist: someone (finally!) gets their entire ass shot. Save yourself the $15 and find out who by reading SomethingIsAwful’s Cliff’s Notes for chapters 6-12. It includes a handy sex map and a glossary:
Skank: A dance usually associated with ska music, characterized by leaning forward, extending the arms, and raising the knees.
Narrow ass: A poorly-rounded posterior.
Snurs her nose: A derisive nose-gesture of some kind.
Old crusty wig-wearing ass ho: An elderly woman with eczema who wears a wig and sells her body for money.
(priceless image from adambielawski.com)