The Onion’s “War On Christmas” Party
I hit the Onion's holiday party last night, drawn by both the talent and the oddity of the lineup. When's the last time MC Pee Pants opened for Mission of Burma? There was supposed to be a ton of free shit, too, but all I scored was a handful of steam-tray chicken strips. No Export As, unfortunately. Also, I forgot ...
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