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Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best Comments

Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best Comments

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THIS WEEK'S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10 
cokeparty
Score: 28 | Apr 22nd

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has the relevancy of a fax machine with a built in ashtray.

Posted in: Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame 2024 Inductees: Cher, Dave Matthews Band, A Tribe Called Quest, & More
#9 
dansolo
Score: 28 | Apr 19th

Well, she did warn us that the poetry would be tortured.

Posted in: Surprise — Taylor Swift's The Tortured Poets Department Is A Double Album
#8 
ursaminorjim
Score: 28 | Apr 18th

Skeet Foxes.

Posted in: Fleet Foxes Song Plays Pivotal Role In Vanderpump Rules Sperm Donor Scene
#7 
JPfam
Score: 31 | Apr 19th

Woof. I made it through it all, somehow. No standout bangers, it all just bleeds together

....but I guess Swifties in Chechnya are gonna love spinning 30 of the 31 songs!?

Posted in: Surprise — Taylor Swift's The Tortured Poets Department Is A Double Album
#6 
Stillstephen
Score: 33 | Apr 19th

Taylor's closer than ever to taking a late Mark Kozelek approach to songwriting and I don't think people are ready to accept that fact.

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Taylor Swift The Tortured Poets Department
#5 
Stillstephen
Score: 38 | Apr 19th

- Me looking in my pantry for a box of Mac & Cheese

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Taylor Swift The Tortured Poets Department
#4 
dansolo
Score: 41 | Apr 19th

Tom said WHERE'S THE MOTHERFUCKING CRAFT???

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Taylor Swift The Tortured Poets Department
#3 
compuff
Score: 47 | Apr 19th

My thing with Taylor's whole "It Is Very Hard Being Taylor Swift, Actually, And Someone Else Can Do It" stance both on here and on Rep is that it's like, then stop doing this. Bestie, you are the one releasing the albums, the rerecordings, the concert movies, the tie-in Apple Music playlists. You have mass acceptance for your art, a career second to some of the greatest to ever ever do it, and enough fame and money to kill God--you do not need to keep dropping albums at this clip.

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Taylor Swift The Tortured Poets Department
#2 
crania
Score: 51 | Apr 19th

I'm not sure this counts as an anthology, but then again I said the same thing about Alien Ant Farm's classic album ANThology.

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Taylor Swift The Tortured Poets Department
#1 
reggieohead
Score: 61 | Apr 19th

This is a really killer review to just bust out. I don’t give a shit about Swift and I’m not interested in listening to this album, but this review was a great read.

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Taylor Swift The Tortured Poets Department

THIS WEEK'S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF'S CHOICE

Yossarian
Apr 24th

i'm at the hardcore show, i'm at the taco bell, i'm at the combination hardcore show and taco bell

Posted in: Watch Hardcore Bands Rock A Cleveland Taco Bell Parking Lot

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