Of course we have no authority when we say that, hence mentioning the star-making competition just twice this year. Fortunately, now we have Gabe and Lindsay at new sister site Videogum to pick up the slack. Gabe is, like, totally an expert on this season’s contestants, and today he offers a recap of last night’s action. Did you not watch last night? Don’t worry, Gabe hasn’t even watched it since the halcyon days of Kelly Clarkson — which makes his accuracy that much more impressive. Observe.