The Vampire Thing Needs To End Right Now
The above image (via GetThaL@@k) is a vampire sex toy into which you are supposed to put your penis (I think? I have no idea, mom, I'm just kidding.) It is also the headstone on the grave of the vampire trend, because seriously, we need to put a proverbial wooden stake through that thing's hypothetical heart and bury it outside ...
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