Seconded mayne. Watching his videos, I also get the impression he'd be a really nice guy to know in real life. Have you seen the one where he visits his friend's grave? That was the first time I got choked up over something I saw on the Internet.
Isn't this something to do with some kind of "beef-war", or whatever the kids are calling it, with Eminem? Whatever.
I think Mariah Carey needs to be taken down a notch. Who's with me?
I laughed my tits off at the mayonnaise line.
(I didn't really laugh my tits off, you'll be relieved to know. These manmaries are here to stay! Excuse me while I kiss them.)
Remember when Christian Bale was, like, the default hot guy? Captain Corelli's Mandolin and all that jazz? Now Johnny Depp makes him look like a goblin. I think these Hollywood types keep getting sexier. Trying to turn me gay.
I used to have loads of VHS tapes of the cartoon, and I actually went and saw the movie a couple of years ago (I was taking my little brother, relax, I don't go to cinemas to watch kids' movies for my own sake).
My question is, you already killed and fucked the idea with the first movie, why do you have to make it double penetration?
Ted Danson is on my list. Anyone who knows me IRL would know exactly what I mean when I say that, but for the benefit of everyone on here, I'm talking about my list of guys I would totally have a crush on if I were gay.
This is the first Jay-Z song I've mildly enjoyed in a long, long time.
This isn't really relevant to this article but last year, when Jay-Z was performing at Glastonbury, I heard a radio show where the guy kept referring to him as "Jay-Z" but with British pronunciation, so he kept saying "Jay-Zed". I giggled at the time.
The way Chantel moves her hands when she tells us about her degree is totally like "what, don't you fucking get it? I have a fucking BACHELOR'S DEGREE! In mother-Christing MARKETING!"
Or maybe I just saw it that way.
I had to stop watching at "I wasn't born yet". I kinda almost feel sorry for the Reps, because if she had opened up a book or two, she might not have looked so much like she was reciting stuff from her daddy and Fox "News".
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