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THIS IS a weird WAY TO tell me YOU HAVE Cumberbatch/Patriot SLASH fiction, KELLY. Just make SURE I GET some of THOSE DOLLAR bills when YOU GO all 50 STATES OF FREEDOM on it.
+19 | 7/31/13 10:49 AM
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NAH. DUDE looks weird. I DON'T understand THE TUMBLR-driven FASCINATION behind this dude. GOOD actor but WEIRD fucking face.
+11 | 7/31/13 10:36 AM
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[ENT vacant home, SEXUAL PREDATOR walks in, HAIR thinning, OVERWEIGHT] PERSON IN OTHER ROOM: HEY! WAIT right THERE! I'll be right OUT! I JUST gotta GET THIS STEW going!
+9 | 7/30/13 7:02 PM
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FUCK LeBron JAMES.
+4 | 7/30/13 6:57 PM
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GABE, CAN'T you see you LEAVING is already FRACTURING our MINDS?!
+9 | 7/30/13 6:55 PM
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AND then Prometheus WENT ALL PRO-SPACE-ALIEN-BABY-ABORTIN! Maybe the ALIEN SERIES is really A WAY for directors TO WORK out their OWN views on THE ABORTION issue?
+6 | 7/30/13 6:54 PM
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IRL LOL.
+11 | 7/30/13 6:53 PM
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ALL MY disappointment Y'ALL. http://ottawawarmachineclub.com/snarl/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tumblr_inline_mipoc8lBZ31qz4rgp.png
+8 | 6/24/13 4:21 PM
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DIDN'T even watch THIS SEASON yet, but YOU FUCKS BEST recognize SEASON 5 as being perhaps THE BEST the show has ever DONE. NONE OF this "as COMPARED TO last season" SHIT UNLESS you're like 'YUP, GONNA be tough to approach anything ON THE SAME level as "SIGNAL 30" ever again!"
+12 | 6/24/13 12:41 PM
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THIS SHIT pisses me OFF. There is A TONE that makes Superman INTERESTING, OPTIMISTIC, and an incredible READ. THAT shit is NOT FUCKIN mopey and ANGSTY. Like all YOU GOTTA do is READ http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/30/All_Star_Superman_Cover.jpg/250px-All_Star_Superman_Cover.jpg And GO "OH OK. Got it. There's the TONE we gotta GO for!" How the FUCK THAT did not HAPPEN, I will NEVER know. THEY picked THE WRONG nerds, I guess.
+15 | 6/17/13 6:01 PM
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PRETTY shitty now THAT THE media has ALREADY TURNED its big ol boat AROUND to point OUT Charles Ramsey's criminal PAST.
+15 | 5/8/13 5:39 PM
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FUCK
+1 | 4/4/13 5:22 PM
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YOU CAN have that SHIT WITHOUT the irony. HAVE YOU seen THEM (the FRENCH movie)? FUCKING intense shit.
0 | 3/29/13 3:42 PM
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I CANNOT even begin TO CONVEY to you motherfuckers HOW GODDAMN excited I AM FOR fucking BEFORE Midnight. SHIT IS gonna BE FUCKIN soul searching AND BEAUTIFUL IN its quiet HUMILITY, y'all.
0 | 3/29/13 2:32 PM
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I DIDN'T say it was A FUCKIN good THING. AMBIGUITY, y'all.
+1 | 3/25/13 6:23 PM
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"I don’t know! I honestly have no idea what Spring Breakers is saying." You just GOT GODDAMNED Korined.
+4 | 3/25/13 6:08 PM
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Uh, you KNOW THERE'S whole departments that DO THE SAME thing on a MOVIE? RIGHT? Part of the WHOLE REASON some critics ARE VERY MUCH against the AUTEUR theory.
0 | 3/6/13 2:41 PM
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HAVEN'T YOU watched Futurama? IF GOD is then why can't the NON-ROBOT devil be OUT THERE too?
+4 | 3/6/13 1:50 PM
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NOTHING to say but YUP NAILED IT
+8 | 3/6/13 1:40 PM
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HEY GABE, just FYI, something ON THIS page is triggering a giant HERE BE MALWARE ENTER AT YE OWN RISK splash page IN Chrome. I proceeded ANYWAYS (because FUCK YOU, Chrome don't YOU TELL me what I can or CAN'T DO on my OWN COMPUTER IN AMERICA) but I JUST thought YOU SHOULD know so YOU CAN still get the sweet page views from THE MORE COMMUNIST/non INDIVIDUALIST minded READERS.
+24 | 3/6/13 1:08 PM
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HOW DO you know IT'S not a... SPOILER ALERT Ghost KELLY?!
+6 | 3/6/13 12:12 PM
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@Superglue I was REFERRING MORE to his films like THE PRESTIGE and MEMENTO where knowing the details of the twists COLORS ones entire perception of the EVENTS to follow. A rewatch of MEMENTO, for instance, is VERY enjoyable AND ALMOST necessary, but TO KNOW IT beforehand would ROB YOU THE viewer part of the experience BY PREVENTING you from engaging with the film ON ITS initial terms. IT'S a very different FUCKING film the first time you WATCH it compared to the SECOND. Stuff like THE INCEPTION twist, not so much (it's PRETTY MUCH the definition of A POINTLESS twist in THAT IT says almost FUCKING NOTHING about the movie BEFORE IT one way or THE OTHER and ALL CHARACTER motivations remain intact despite WHAT view you COME TO believe).
+3 | 3/6/13 11:47 AM
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SINCE 2009: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MTV_Movie_Award_for_Best_Jaw_Dropping_Moment Call YOUR MOM and tell HER THANK YOU SO SO MUCH for the joke.
+5 | 3/6/13 11:41 AM
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THOUGH, I'D argue that for A LOT of Chris Nolan films THAT THE last plot twist is KIND OF sort of the moral KEY to the whole point though I DON'T THINK that's the case lately (IE, don't fucking DEBATE that Inception "twist" anymore, PEOPLE). But also, IF YOU don't see one of the BIGGEST FUCKING MOVIES of the year that ALSO HAPPENS to be ABOUT AMERICA'S favorite goddamn SUPERHERO these days, and THEN EXPECT to be able TO GO on the internet and NOT GET spoilers THEN you're A GODDAMN McClellan* when IT COMES to making decisions (IE, a dumbass). *Sorry, recently been rewatching KEN BURN'S THE CIVIL WAR on Netflix. Shit is FUCKIN awesome, y'all. Well, the war, not so much.
+5 | 3/6/13 11:34 AM
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DON'T be DEVILS! Don't ruin THE INTEREST your friends could take IN THIS film. Don't TELL THEM what YOU saw. Thank YOU, FOR them.
+4 | 3/6/13 11:24 AM
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ALMOST like old Videogum. ALMOST.
+16 | 3/6/13 11:22 AM
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YOU'RE not ALONE.
+1 | 3/6/13 11:08 AM
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THIS SHOW has inspired some FUCKING shitty/silly write ups FROM bloggers. Some goddamn people over ON THE AV Club are wringin their hands, worried it's going TO BRING about the GOLDEN AGE of TV or some shit. Or how IT'S NOT good ENOUGH for such AN EPOCHAL change IN TELEVISION ("HOW will our nonsense jobs of recapping WEEKLY BE ABLE to continue?!"). It's fucking ABSURD. Show's COOL, though.
+16 | 2/11/13 2:08 PM
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UH, BECAUSE cable can AFFORD to have almost NO ONE watching it AND IF THIS SHOW was on NETWORK TV you could bet YOUR ASS it would BE SURE AS shit canceled after TWO episodes.
+12 | 1/31/13 2:47 PM
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THIS WAS some scary FUCKIN shit.
+2 | 1/31/13 2:44 PM
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WAS ORIGINALLY going to GO FOR MK MOVIE RAIDEN reference. OUR BRAINS are N'SYNC.
+4 | 1/23/13 6:39 PM
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OH, so this IS A prequel FOR THIS dude? http://www.albinism.org/popcult/timemachine.jpg COOL movie, GUYS.
+16 | 1/23/13 5:35 PM
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IS it from MEHIKO?
+6 | 1/22/13 12:27 PM
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MALICK WASN'T in Tree of Life. HE JUST made that SHIT. Great movie, TOO. SHIT made my EYES leak goddamn WATER.
+18 | 1/22/13 12:26 PM
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WELL, IF it's like DRIVE, then it won't LAST VERY long.
+8 | 1/22/13 12:25 PM
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WELL, FUCK. Then I'LL WATCH for the OTHERS, BUT NOT for Ruxin.
+5 | 1/16/13 3:01 PM
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GABE! WHY AREN'T you in on this SWEET action? This is BASICALLY the Videogum SHOW. But, FINE, I'll WATCH.
+20 | 1/16/13 1:29 PM
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WELL fuck you VIDEOGUM. Had TO GO and ruin MY cheer with your WONKY WORDPRESS formatting. SORRY for misspelling YOUR NAME topknot. I GOT excited.
+11 | 12/18/12 4:04 PM
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@topknow FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IT'S A GODDAMN CHRISTMAS MIRACLE, Y'ALL. HUG YOUR BROTHERS, SISTERS, MOTHERS, AND FATHERS BECAUSE GOD IS GOOD AND HE IS AT WORK HERE ON EARTH.
0 | 12/18/12 4:03 PM
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NAH, dog, I DON'T watch THAT shit. GOT KRISPY in my heart though. HOPE HE drops a CHRISTMAS song.
+16 | 12/18/12 3:23 PM
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