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No one enjoys destroying historical landmarks like Roland Emmerich.
"I don't like to complain all that time, but that's what I do for a living, and I'm lucky, because there's so much to complain about." Not everyone is as self-aware as our dear Andy.
Dead on. But anytime I tell that to a guy who watches the show (it's only guys who watch the show), they get all NUH-UH. Look, don't fight it, just accept it, and douchechill. Also: This season is sure to feature lots of Jamie-Lynn Sigler, since she is dating both Turtle and the actor who plays him. Why someone would date either of those men is beyond me.
"That is one of the whoriest-looking whores I have ever seen in my life, and I have seen a lot of whores."
Pretty sure wannabe-blowjob-giver Saffron Burrows was just therapist Liv Tyler's patient, not her sister. But I thought it was Bad Ideas Jeans to fix up those two characters. "Oh hey, Crazy Traumatized by 9/11 friend, meet Crazy Traumatized by a Bad Relationship girl!"
What Bill-O meant to say was "Be careful what you do on the loofah because of the falafel."
The Final Destination films are a guilty pleasure of mine too. But I don't like the name of this one. Adding a "the" to the title is just as bad as Fast and Furious removing it from theirs. This should be 4 Final Dest4nation in 4-D.
It's hard to to roller skate while you are barking like a pitbull and driving an ATV down stairs.
Oh my god, perfect timing on Reign Over Me. I just watched it last night (it was a compromise rental with a friend with terrible taste) and immediately thought of it for The Hunt. It's like Rich People Have It So Tough: 9/11 Edition.
Paris University also offers a minor in Fucking Greek Shipping Heirs.
This one made me laugh until I cried, but I still think my favorite Keyboard Cat is the Glenn Beck guest passing out.
If by "loofah," you mean "falafel."
I totally got this film confused with another terrible Diane Keaton chick flick (the one where she's trying to find the right man for her daughter Mandy Moore), since it was on Lifetime ALL WEEKEND LONG. I had to go and look it up, and it just might be worse than Hanging Up, based on the title alone: Because I Said So.
Hey, all that eye squinting is hard work.
I'm not convinced, especially since his last film was SO SHITTY: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/youth_without_youth/ And I hate Vincent Gallo and his ugly cokehead face.
Metaphor or no, you'd think the aliens would be smart enough to pick somewhere better to settle than the slums of Johannesburg.
And what exactly was Kelly's date dressed up as? Dude in Loincloth-Style Boxers is not a costume.
Seriously, between this clip and Damon Weaver's hometown hellscape, Videogum has been Tearsgum for me today.
Yes! Where exactly can one procure a leash hat?
I love Spencer's "dialogue" in the "fight" scene: "Hit me first so I can fuck you up. Now it's real, dawg. You just got into my business. Touch me first so I can fuck you up. Touch me, touch me, just TOUCH ME, dawg!"
Surprisingly, one of the best sketches from this SNL was the Muppets skit that closed out the show. Meanwhile, that Obama opening sketch was TERRIBLE. Can we get a bailout on NOT FUNNY? "Like A Boss" wasn't that great, but I'm still hoping the expression becomes a big part of the cultural lexicon. Like a boss.
Can we have this douche banned from the site yet? PLEASE!
Now Luann can make everyone call her "The Ex-Countess."
WRONG. It's called EMOTIONS, ROBOT. Time to download your latest update, which will finally allow you to experience feelings, just like peoples.
I was going to say this too. Also: I totally predicted the Arcade Fire song used would be "Wake Up." Totes magotes.
More importantly, anyone have a gif of the Asian kid losing his shit from Kidz Bop's version of "Since U Been Gone"?
How come Lord of the Rings gets grouped together as one entry on the list, while the Godfather I and II are listed separately? THERE ARE RULES, YAHOO. Please consult them.
Not that I am defending this movie, and certainly not that I am defending Paul Haggis--they are both THE WORST--but I've heard that the Italian film this movie is based on is not so bad (at least not TWMOAT bad). Then again, maybe I'm just more accepting of boorish cheating pig behavior from Italian men. After all, it's-a Top Asshole, not-a Top Scallop, right? I mean, that's what Fabio would say.
Girlfriend needs to click flash wow herself a sandwich.
I wish they would send Chet to Iraq instead. Then he could get his big break in the fabulous world of hosting a war.
That would also work for a 24 drinking game.
I'll be at the hospital bar.
The first rule of being a real housewife is always be renovating.
Well, gee, I didn?t think the woman I?d be checking out at spring break would be Mom. (It?s just Mom and whores.)