"I don't like to complain all that time, but that's what I do for a living, and I'm lucky, because there's so much to complain about."
Not everyone is as self-aware as our dear Andy.
Dead on. But anytime I tell that to a guy who watches the show (it's only guys who watch the show), they get all NUH-UH. Look, don't fight it, just accept it, and douchechill.
Also: This season is sure to feature lots of Jamie-Lynn Sigler, since she is dating both Turtle and the actor who plays him. Why someone would date either of those men is beyond me.
Pretty sure wannabe-blowjob-giver Saffron Burrows was just therapist Liv Tyler's patient, not her sister. But I thought it was Bad Ideas Jeans to fix up those two characters. "Oh hey, Crazy Traumatized by 9/11 friend, meet Crazy Traumatized by a Bad Relationship girl!"
The Final Destination films are a guilty pleasure of mine too. But I don't like the name of this one. Adding a "the" to the title is just as bad as Fast and Furious removing it from theirs. This should be 4 Final Dest4nation in 4-D.
Oh my god, perfect timing on Reign Over Me. I just watched it last night (it was a compromise rental with a friend with terrible taste) and immediately thought of it for The Hunt. It's like Rich People Have It So Tough: 9/11 Edition.
I totally got this film confused with another terrible Diane Keaton chick flick (the one where she's trying to find the right man for her daughter Mandy Moore), since it was on Lifetime ALL WEEKEND LONG. I had to go and look it up, and it just might be worse than Hanging Up, based on the title alone: Because I Said So.
I'm not convinced, especially since his last film was SO SHITTY: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/youth_without_youth/
And I hate Vincent Gallo and his ugly cokehead face.
I love Spencer's "dialogue" in the "fight" scene:
"Hit me first so I can fuck you up. Now it's real, dawg. You just got into my business. Touch me first so I can fuck you up. Touch me, touch me, just TOUCH ME, dawg!"
Surprisingly, one of the best sketches from this SNL was the Muppets skit that closed out the show. Meanwhile, that Obama opening sketch was TERRIBLE. Can we get a bailout on NOT FUNNY?
"Like A Boss" wasn't that great, but I'm still hoping the expression becomes a big part of the cultural lexicon. Like a boss.
How come Lord of the Rings gets grouped together as one entry on the list, while the Godfather I and II are listed separately? THERE ARE RULES, YAHOO. Please consult them.
Not that I am defending this movie, and certainly not that I am defending Paul Haggis--they are both THE WORST--but I've heard that the Italian film this movie is based on is not so bad (at least not TWMOAT bad). Then again, maybe I'm just more accepting of boorish cheating pig behavior from Italian men. After all, it's-a Top Asshole, not-a Top Scallop, right? I mean, that's what Fabio would say.
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