I'm happy that the winner came from democracy in action. Like Senator Pete Hoekstra said, "Iranian twitter activity [and videogum comment winners] is similar to what we did in House last year when Republicans were shut down in the House."
Right, no, I was making a joke because he plays an agent on the television. Granted, it was not a very good joke, nor was it a very obvious joke. Subtlety is not my (or the internet's) biggest forte.
The problem isn't that he stole it. The problem is that the people who own Truck Nutz are going to think the Decepticles joke is hilarious. That's why Michael Bay keeps getting work. The Truck Nutz crowd love him. They're a very powerful force in Ball(s)ywood.
I read something that talked about how a fair amount of conservatives like Stephen Colbert because they think he's on their side. Obviously, that's not quite the same thing as this, but still: huh? It's like people enjoying Team America because they think that's how America should behave. Sure, there are people that probably felt that way, and also people who think Colbert speaks for them, but I don't think this is a good representation of the population as a whole. I imagine most people who watch this movie will see it for what it is. They may or may not like it, but I think they'll "get" it.
But this is America, and we are retarded, so I'm probably wrong.
I watched his entire First Person segment a couple of weeks ago and kept thinking, "yeah, okay, Millionaire didn't phrase the question as perfect as they could have. But you still got it wrong. And had they phrased it correctly, you still would have gotten it wrong."
AM I RIGHT, GUYS?!
"A belt where the belt buckle has been filed down and then taped up with razor blades can be a knife."
Just don't trust belts in general. As Videogum has taught us before, a belt can also be a sword.
http://videogum.com/archives/dream-merch/thats-your-belt-the-belt-sword_059931.html
I'm not gonna be impressed until Elizabeth Berkley shows up as her character in Showgirls and wails, "I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so... so... scaaarrred."
They probably wrote Taffy because of how FUNNY SHE IS! She really cracks up those sandwich shop workers! (She doesn't) That's why they call her LAFFY TAFFY! (They don't)
Speaking of tigers, the San Francisco Zoo has new advertisements out that use an image of a tiger.....
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM maybe a bit too soon, SF Zoo.
Any of the little-kid sports movies. Little Big League. Little Giants. Rookie of the Year. The Big Green. Space Jam...
Actually, no. I'd be fine if they remade Space Jam.
Add me to the list Lindsay. I started watching it this week. It's pretty wonderful. I especially liked Adam Scott losing his erection while getting a handjob because the lady made him say "Are you having fun yet?!"
But have you guys seen the play? It was written for the stage first. Don't judge the movie until you've seen it performed live. The play is so much better. (It's not at all better. It's just as bad. It's maybe worse.)
Also, the show is about a huge corporation, so yeah, I imagine having the more conservative viewpoint "win" the arguments is... how do you say... realistic?
I don't know guys. I find it reassuring to know that when I'm murdered (definitely going to happen) I'll be able to avenge my death by making an icicle fall. Also, I'll get to come back and totally get fuuuuuuuuucked.
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