years from now, when I get severe carpal tunnel from spending too much time of the computer, I'll think to myself, "At least I got to give 'explainer guy tries it again' that upvote, that made it all worth it."
Twitter: "I'm shedding my most recent layer of skin and then heading to lunch. Thinking Mice Salad sounds good! #imasnakeperson"
Facebook: "Don't you hate it when your private jet is running late from Switzerland? I mean it's like "
"Gwynny has her period and wants Chocolate NOW!" Leave your worst Aunt Flo stories in the comments and like this if you're crampy!"
Did I get the job?
I can't wait for The Erin Show spin off. I think I'm going to delete everything off of my DVR to make space, just in case this becomes a real thing that really happens.
Anybody else still watch the Real World?
Isn't Frank CRAZY!?!?! Like if anybody should be suing Bunim/Murray it should be all of this year's cast members except for Frank. Much like Hooch, Frank is CRAAAAAZY.
Also that other guy is very red all of the time. He must be so embarrassed.
Also that girl who got in a fight about holding hands...THIS IS GOOD TV PEOPLE!
I'll take a Richard Harrow mask please and thank you.
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...oh, and some old-timey clothing as well.
Chris Trash, you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
I don't know how you've obtained a copy of my script, Soul Man 2: Soulless Man, but I am ordering an immediate cease and desist!
I was going to throw some Occupy Wall Street stuff into some Kanye lyrics, but then I realized I have been COMPLETELY ignoring Occupy Wall Street. So I'm just going to listen to Watch the Throne instead.
" : ( " - My Parents
I won't downvote you for your opinions, but just look what you've done...
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Community & Parks ratings were slightly UP!
Whitney's were down! Plus Whitney lost 1.3 mill viewers from The Office lead-in!
Still about 1.3 million more viewers than Community though : (
"I don't understand why they showed us a lost episode from there first season of Community?
Because that's certainly the last time we visited those character traits."
- Some Jerk (me)
What kind of nightmare is this? As a Red Sox fan I just want to hide my head in a dark corner and pretend that baseball doesn't exist.
This morning I'm watching the NFL (the F stands for FOOTBALL) Network and they start talking about Evan Longoria's homerun!
Now even Videogum is talking about it!?!?!?
God...Why hast thou forsaken me?
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