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I love to picture unionman returning to his leather-bound copy of Nicomachean Ethics after typing that.
+18 | 7/29/10 12:40 PM
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Hey Gabe? Remember how you felt when singing telegrams kept interrupting Amos 'n' Andy? "Will these infernal telegrams never cease?", I bet you asked to no one in particular.
+32 | 7/29/10 9:43 AM
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Easy on the profanity, Osh Kosh.
+18 | 7/29/10 9:41 AM
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I'm watching this in my Gap Premium Fucking Denim Jeans. EXPLORE THE STREAM.
+21 | 7/29/10 9:33 AM
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"I just want my kids back."
+37 | 7/28/10 3:12 PM
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Well Aunt Bea was also 69'ing like a boss if that makes you feel better.
+34 | 7/28/10 1:39 PM
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Agreed. Why just last week my Aunt Bea decided to start scissoring her bridge partner on a regular basis.
+56 | 7/28/10 11:47 AM
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Oh, come on. Let's not crucify the guy.
+17 | 7/28/10 10:23 AM
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Credit Default Wops
+45 | 7/27/10 5:43 PM
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I still think this would be better if Rihanna was hastily shoehorned into it.
+13 | 7/27/10 2:31 PM
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"In any case, this has been a real roller-coaster of human emotions..." A roller-coaster that's under maintenance, sitting there as some guy in a fanny pack whacks at it sullenly with a crescent wrench. And meanwhile I'm off trying to win a ring-toss game, oblivious to the roller-coaster's existence. Then the guy running the ring-toss is all, "Oh, hey. I think they fixed that roller-coaster over there. Remember that thing?" And I'm all, "that roller-coaster is a talentless cypher and you know it. Now I believe you owe me a giant SpongeBob." Wait. What?
+20 | 7/27/10 10:49 AM
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Not to pile on here, but I'm also fairly certain that Kojo Nnamdi is coming for our white women.
+3 | 7/16/10 1:27 PM
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This is why I've invested all my money in BananaStand
+65 | 7/15/10 10:30 AM
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Oh, like you guys have never bellowed about teenage boys in front of an Orange Julius.
+55 | 7/15/10 9:40 AM
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I'm confused. How would disguising yourself as Gabe get you into a party?
+19 | 7/14/10 4:45 PM
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I just realized that I misspelled "he" in my original comment, which is far worse than misspelling "epitome." Let's never fight again.
+7 | 7/14/10 1:50 PM
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You misspelled "epitome." Also, he probably just banged your girlfriend while parachuting from a fighter jet.
+24 | 7/14/10 12:58 PM
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Gabe's wife made the best body wash. RIP Goody Delahaye.
+73 | 7/14/10 12:23 PM
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Yeah, but when will he respond to my youtube comment that his is "gay LOL?" Because he SO is.
+23 | 7/14/10 11:56 AM
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Sadly, I'm a sucker for anything set to Broken Social Scene. Like, if "Shoreline" was playing over the trailer for Step Up 7: Milwaukee or some unearthed Riefenstahl B-roll of "Hitler Goes Bowling," I would gleefully lean back, adjust my ironic scarf, and turn the speakers up.
+40 | 7/14/10 11:51 AM
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I am wearing one of those outfits right now, actually. *pushes sunglasses back up*
+12 | 7/9/10 12:23 PM
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Double. All the way. http://youtubedoubler.com/LjMe
+1 | 7/8/10 5:04 PM
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He was also on earlier today talking about dick diamonds with Diane Rehm.
+3 | 7/8/10 1:47 PM
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"More like Party of Jive, am I right, guys?" - Jeremy London "Get out." - Kidnappers
+40 | 7/8/10 11:05 AM
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http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/image/skateboarding-bird.jpg
+49 | 7/7/10 10:04 AM
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What a weird looking kitchen.
+462 | 7/6/10 5:33 PM
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A "Rupert Grint" sounds like a sex move involving elaborate haberdashery and polite discourse.
+29 | 7/6/10 4:28 PM
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Meanwhile, Ashton Kutcher just did a double pits-to-chesty while laughing maniacally at his reflection in what was once Bruce's vanity mirror.
+12 | 7/6/10 2:28 PM
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Wayne's World! Wayne's World! Carousing hour! Most pleasing! *air cello*
+50 | 7/6/10 12:58 PM
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We all know how you spend YOUR weekend. http://www.box.net/shared/static/4fsedx4ais.jpg
+100 | 7/6/10 10:26 AM
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Context is indeed everything. http://www.box.net/shared/static/7vjbcncuvl.jpg
+17 | 7/2/10 9:52 AM
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All this means is that three months from now the headlines will instead read "Joe Francis Arrested For Pummeling Civilly United Partner."
+18 | 7/2/10 9:46 AM
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"Thanks for asking, Senator. Yes I do think that new Maroon 5 song is fucking terrible" - Elena Kagan, amid polite laughter
+35 | 7/1/10 4:01 PM
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I consider Jonah Hex to be the greatest insult to movies of all time. *rereads headline* I stand by my comment.
+15 | 7/1/10 2:10 PM
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This ridiculous charade started after Robert Bork's nomination failed when he let it slip that he preferred Daryl Hall, and called John Oates's mustache "desperate and more than a little sad."
+42 | 7/1/10 10:27 AM
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"Few people know that I once took a swing at Nancy Reagan. She ducked and I ended up falling off the balcony. Assawoman, Virginia, you're on the air."
+17 | 6/30/10 9:55 AM
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"More like PICK bin ein Berliner." - JFK, surfing blogs in heaven
+31 | 6/29/10 6:42 PM
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That's surprising. Usually she's really shitty. *hits tiny gong*
+24 | 6/28/10 5:28 PM
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http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/puppet_facepalm.gif
+15 | 6/25/10 4:45 PM
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To the others in that video, Diane Horner was, hands down, the blackest person they'd ever met.
+11 | 6/25/10 4:44 PM
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