i wanted to feel bad for eric but his golfer hat costume was just too much. YOUVE DUG YOURSELF A HOLE. also did anybody catch that inappropriately dirty TWSS conversation Rufus and Lily had at the end there about trick or treating and doors? GROSS RUFUS. GROSS
DANG IT, Saw XVI Ad. stop popping up right when i'm about to upvote my favourtie male actor crush Topher Grace. havnt you done enough damage already :((((((((
okay i have to do fucking stats because i have a midterm tomororow, but i just downloaded all the episodes of glee to be watched when the world ends, and im so fucking glad something like this was written so up so i can read it afterwards. this all makes me sound pretty retarded, but HEY, life is life, marathon watch your way into it.
i didnt know hilary duff could do so much damage without even being on screen. can we talk about how dan's using vanessa's IM name 'docugrl91' and how he would explain that to olivia?
also Darota in NORMAL PEOPLE CLOTHES. HURRRAYz
also also, blair needs to step up her game. the writers are getting REAL lazy with the whole Prince con. what the FUCK. georgina is obviously not the smartest tool in the shed, being that she is a fictional character on GOSSIP GIRL, but STILLL.
Chair is still the best (!!) (DIM SUM!)
"Foxx went on to explain that while his perspective might have been different had he known the director personally, as do many of his Hollywood peers."
what the fuck does that even MEAN? like if he was buddy buddy with Roman Polanski and THEN he rapped his daughter, itd be all HEY HO? WHATEVZ. FREE PASS!
this season of top chef might just have the most understated sexual tension of all time. I also think Jennifer and the old brother should get together because they both have such perfect permanent stoneface and are awesome chefs and are in love with Michael. (the younger brother)(not the racist, livid man)
agree. do we REALLY need another fictional fictional halocaust movie. REALLY TYRA BANKS's CHARACTER, you will distract the nazis the only way you know how, by SINGING?
seriously, ben and chris. GET HAIRCUTS. PLEASE.
in other news, nick is looooking GOOD.
the song is not terrible, that motorcycle scene with floating rpatz headz was.
i didnt know the gossip girl cast was so solid and GOOD at ACTING until hilary duff stepped in and showed them all that normal looking girl arms dont make a good actress. hilary duff and vanessa = roomies? = worst conglomerate plot story as of yet.
in other news CHAIR is going STRONG and i love it. 'i am chuck bass'? SMITTEN.
okay, i take it back. i just watched the conan interview and he is actually Quite likeable. I guess its just the roles he plays that are Highly unlikeable. (squid and the whale? yuck, adventureland? double yuck)
still, Michael Cera must be the world's most likeable prebusent adult male after the terrible slew of stuff hes been in the paspert few years post superbad i still LIKE him, i want to drink milkshakes with him and pet his hair.
gosh, Parks and Recreation is getting to be Really good. the only weak link is probably roshida jones. aubray plaza and nick offerman are hitting it out of the park. plus, Louis Ck ofcourse. i want him to stay on forever just because he deserves a Much bigger audience than just us monsters, dedicated as we are.
i dont have much opinion on this whole roman polanksi petition thing other than :(
BUT can someone PLEASE make a gif of fantastic mr. fox clawing at that french toast @:30? love you LONGGGGGGGGGG time.
bits and parts of the movie were done real nice (the 1st chapter, the tavern chapter) but i didnt derive any pleasure watching nazis being beaten to death. is that okay? was the holocaust okay? no. is this reverse holocaust revenge beating human skulls with a bat okay? no. gabe is right about so many things in his review. this is a lose lose movie. and ultimately, when the (SPOILER?) cinema blew up at the end, i felt like we should all have simultaneously combusted because we are all human and for what ever fucking reason wanting to scalp people is not okay, its not funny, its not revenge HAHA and its not regular HAHA. sure, the nazis were terrible people, but i dont think everybody under Hitler at the time were all equal parts evil. I'm sure some of them killed jews because they hated jews, but some of them killed jews because they were put into a place where there weren't no alternatives, and maybe its because i just read Everythign Is Illuminated 2 months ago but this movie was really just a whole lot of disgustingness.
deathcab, old school wilco and Kerouac? im expecting big things. if its as good as gibbard's "couches in alleys", i dont think im going to be disappointed.
i dont know gabe, i cant even really make fun of these people. this feels more like 'We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy PART JUGGALOS 4 LYFE.
i mean, isnt this just somebody else's TEXAS FOREVER?
gabe, how did you get to read dane cook's twitter? I apparently need to SEND IN A REQUEST to read his stupid jokes and in turn put a gun in my mouth. WHY WONT HE LET ME?
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