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There Will Be Blood Libel
Shit, I thought that was a Mexican guy. I guess I am turning into my dad.
The one fighting for his freedom amid the crushing onslaught of an invading, despotic, non-American war machine. You know, the one on the right.
"Ok, raise your hand if you want to be the next C. Thomas Howell."
Really? That movie is 85 minutes of Liam Neeson beating the shit out of everybody. If every mindless action flick could be like Taken, then the movie-going world would be a better place.
Empire Records. So many people in my age group treat this like a generation defining piece of art, when it is really a condescending piece of shit.
Would this count as intentionally horrible?
Forgetting Sarah's Egg Nog
The 40 Year Old Egg Nog
"Excuse me, Benjamin, but I believe I requested the hand job." - Wayne Campbell I'll show myself out, now.
It looks like Ricky Martin is dating the guy from Three Dog Night.
You can count on me... not seeing Mark Ruffalo on an airplane.
It's da, it's da worst. It's da, it's da worst. Haircut I ever had.
I'm pretty sure the wife was played by Judy Davis, and that the movie was actually not that bad. I could be wrong on both accounts, though...
Remember the ads for Toys where it was Robin Williams alone in a big field of tall grass, and he was like "Toys!" I hated that movie just for those.
No one under 17 admitted unless accompanied by a parent or The Guardian.
Law Abiding Senior Citizen Discount
One adult, two Children of a Lesser God
Damn this sluggish page reload! Well, great minds...
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He kept telling his ponytail to do more reps with less weight, but his ponytail just wouldn't listen.
I nominate "Cadillac Records". Has anyone seen this? Its the most slapdash, piece of shit, multi-character biopic ever made. And E's girl plays a super yenta.
From your description, it sounds like you're talking about the cast of "Cabaret". Didn't know they were such big "Fight Club" fans...
I don't usually find It Always Sunny funny, but Lethal Weapon 5 was absolutely hilarious. The Danny Devito "The Room"-like sex scene was incredible.
Asian section of Los Angeles
You know, I was just talking to my friend the other day about lack of movies starring Scott Speedman impersonation. What gives?
I'm with you on that. The Garth and Kat sketch is like a high school drama club exercise. Personally, I hate seeing people laughing in the middle of a sketch. It's not the fucking Carol Burnett show. Stay in character.
I thought that was a fair approximation of Between Two Ferns, and it looked like Zach thought so too. They both deserve a B- for effort.
Pictured from left to right: Seth Galifinakis and friend.
The pledge of allegiance should always be recited in pig latin.