Maybe, just maybe, Kelly, if you had accepted my facebook invite for my Jersey Shore viewing party, you wouldn't be so in the dark about this cultural phenom.
the whomping willow was mentioned in the first book and house elves are generally unseen workers but the one harry met was rogue which introduced them to their universe
(everything you mentioned except the tree was based on existing mythology, yes even the sock thing)
Also why would Scarface from Half Baked be at a press conference, dressed in his clothes from his burger job? He quit that burger job early in the film and it is now many years later. Did he fall on hard times? How did he get a press pass? You'd think he would change before coming to an event like that... I have many more questions.
In this scene I am carrying my costar Maggie Gyllenhaal, wonderful actress. You notice something different about her, eh? She's a dog now. Body swap movie. It's kind of rude that you didn't notice, she's not that bad! Come on be nice.
Emma Watson, more like Emma HOTson! I'd like to take her out on several dates until I felt the time was right and we were both ready and then I would kiss her, but only after asking!
It would be really funny if instead of making jokes about his last name we made jokes about his first name and pretended there was nothing funny about his last name at all.
Anthony Weiner more like PANTSthony Weiner... Because he wasn't wearing any!
Why do lockers have ventilation grates... Is it because nerds kept getting stuffed in them and dying from asphyxiation and they were like, "Well, we can't stop the jocks from shoving them in, but at least we can give them a way to breath!"
I also enjoy that image Kelly used featured Joe Rogan's face basically scratched out as if she was his psycho ex-girlfriend (I know Kelly personally in real life and spoiler alert, she is Joe Rogan's psycho ex-gf! sorry Kel-Kel cat's out of the bag (i let it out because you shouldnt keep cats in bags you crazy!))
The mark of a good band is how many guys you have on Vocals. The mark of a great band is how many guys you have on vocals that all could be one guy if you didn't know any better.
I would do that but I would just put a random girl's name so hopefully one day a guy would be like hey honey could you go to chase bank for me and she would see it and be so excited and then it would be so awkward that he would have to go through with it.
I just realized the boy's name was Falcon and he was flying in the air but he wasn't. It all makes sense now. I finally get it. Thank you Richard Heene, you're a true American Heene-Ro.
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