Makes no sense, or makes the characters total cowards. Just tell the neighbors to fuck off! Why are you planning this elaborate lie and evasion scheme to look good to some asshole neighbor?
Like 90% of sitcom and movie debacles (usually comedy) could be avoided with gratuitous use of the middle finger.
I have a Yaris and my friend (a smug LA veteran who parallel parks like she's breathing) believes that people buy Yarises because they're bad at parking, and want less car to deal with. I can't say she's wrong.
My brother and his friend got us banned from AOL for a month because of "scrolling" in a chatroom!
I also spent all my time hanging out with other kids on the Jonny Quest and Animorphs chatrooms. We used to "play" Animorphs and I guess chatroom role play our own stories. I was 12.
God I love the internet.
Did we already do Little Children? Because that is definitely the dumbest movie ever, along the same lines of American Beauty (but with more selfish assholes!).
Yeah, one of the few instances where the movie is infinitely better than the book.
I have a reading on the film where he's choosing between idiotic, old-school style masculinity and Marla's femininity and it's ultimately about the destructive and childish nature of might-makes-right masculinity, but it's like 8pm and I've already had too many glasses of wine to go on.
ugh Smiley Face was the worst! The sad thing is I was really excited for a lady stoner movie. And then it's just the worst movie ever. Which, I guess, has continued to fuel my desire to write a good lady stoner movie.
Would I be remiss in recommending The Princess and the Frog? I know Gabe typically steers away from kid's movies, but this is a Disney movie and back to the original animation, and I feel like those are supposed to be classics for the whole family that we love and treasure forever. I was really hopeful because the animation looked good and the first African American "Princess" and all. . .but it was SO bad beyond any expectations. It's like it simultaneously was really worried about not being racist and then is the most racist ever. And I can't remember the last time I watched such bad storytelling with such soulless, blank characters. The movie's penultimate line has to do with frog mucus.
there's some seriously awful design/punctuation going on in the first one. What should it be? The President deserves impeachment now? The current president deserves impeachment?
I think there are only like 25,000 nielsen boxes out there, and they typically tell the families who have them not to tell anyone that they do, for fear of people being influenced.
I've read this before and it's awful! He basically tricks her into marrying him. And then pronounces her name wrong when their companies merge, in front of all of their employees. Creepy creepy.
"Looking back now, I realize I never regretted marrying him, even though I resisted pretty strongly at first. I think it shows that sometimes we don’t know what’s best for ourselves. I had been so work-oriented and had resisted so strongly that Dan saw no choice but to come after me. I’m grateful that he did."
little ladies don't know what's best for themselves!
Man, Sunshine disappointed me for a whole year. It had everything I ever wanted in a movie. . .scifi, isolationist mind-fuck, Cillian Murphy and Danny Boyle. And then it was Event Horizon, only not as "good", I guess (I didn't much like Event Horizon). dammit Danny!
I can't wait until Sally rebels and becomes a 60's flower child who hates her parents. it's going to be epic! she will probably burn her bra and be way into Kerouac!
me three. and I think they're basically being mean girls about Olivia Munn, even if they are right about her. let's cry because she's not the *right* kind of lady!
But Remains Calm And Collected And Finishes The Song Like A Pro