The only book news worth talking about is that "A Dance with Dragons" got a release date.
I'll see your nerdy book about a shell and raise you a nerdy book about dragons and incest.
I don't go see movies like "Machete" for its contributions to political discourse. I go see movies like "Machete" for their contributions to people repeatedly getting punched in the face.
Ben Linus, the man who beat a man in the face with a ninja stick, machine-gunned another guy, shot John Locke, strangled John Locke, played badass mind-games with Sawyer, stole a horse and rode it off into the sunset, repeatedly stabbed Keamy in the motherfucking throat, has been reduced to a useless corporate gopher? OBJECTION.
The English language doesn't have a non-gendered pronoun to indicate more than one person. So, if he wanted to say, "I'm going to be the only person on earth that will have his back fully done with Neytiri," then that would lead people to believe there are women out there with a full back tattoed with characters from a shitty film. And women just aren't that stupid.
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