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"Talking Between Some Commercials"
Looks like the Tooth Fairy is paying out in Very Good Ideas.
Middle School Yearbook Opinion Polls threaten the very fabric of our society.
Fun Facts: Paul Revere built the bridges at Concord and Lexington out of bugles and drums and dressed up as the shark in that painting of George Washington crossing the Delaware.
What's wrong with this generation? Always splitting your last movies into two parts. In my day, you didn't need to split your last movie into two parts!
I had to do homework, which sucks because I don't think Mtv will ever show this again.
If there were a gathering where I could read a book while everybody leaves me alone, I would go.
Oh wait a minute, I thought of a 6-month review type suggestion! Change the Monster's Ball picture. I know it's familiar, but the screaming kid is played. Pul-ae-eeyad! (or however you spell it phonetically to express attitude)
I'm waiting for the pre-prequel, X-Men: Homeroom.
This commercial leads me to believe that the cologne will make a pack of douchebags follow me everywhere.
This is more a Sim than a game because this is exactly what falconry is like. I know because I do bunches of falconry.
In Palin's defense, Revere, as a silversmith, liked to cast clappers out of his beloved metal. They didn't let him ring his wares that fateful night (worried that the British would also be forewarned), but decided to throw him a bone and let him perform at the Christmas Cotillion. And that's where we get the yuletide classic...Silver Bells.
It's a misspelling; she actually doesn't want to be a crappie housewife.
What are they going to do? Weaponize feces?
How about Stephen Hawking? I think this show could only help his hypothesis of a Godless universe.
I like the smell of bread preceding their existence.
I want to dress up as Wendy at a ComiCon and invent the post-irony meta-hipster dufus movement. I'd be so aware of being the worst among a marginalized demographic at an overly-commercialized event, it couldn't possibly be not amazing.
Point Break 2: The Town
I haven't been this afraid of anything for a long time. Except sex. But wearing my magic football shirt helps me be brave sometimes.
This is like porn for your ears.
This is the music I listen to when I draw evil wizards.
I want more absurdity.
I'm the one white guy in America that doesn't like rap, but I do like Tribe Called Quest.
Palin was eying Trump's crust the whole time and was all like "You gonna eat that?"
At least it's whisper quiet.
It's all a conspiracy underwritten by the mysterious CHUBB group.
For all his fancy moves, John Jacobson could not jump the great digital culture divide.
Yet even more impressive, he's been a guest on Charlie Rose.
"Artist wants to get laid so invents project involving women known not to have qualms about that sort of thing" is a good explanation of the creative process.
"Artist consumes past exemplars, but is left malnourished with attempted facsimiles, so out of frustration, is forced to invent" is a good explanation of the creative process.
Just because I type words, don't think you can read me. Because just when you think you can read me, I'll delete everything. EVERYTHING!
I haven't felt that psyched about anything in a long time. Except sex. So my first statement still stands.
Couldn't they just smear some Valtrex on the saddles or something?
The fishmonger just popped in with a delectable selection of breakfast kippers. #GOOPtweet
While just on the other side of the wall, another home was foreclosed. And thus the cosmos remained in balance.
Always pitch a balloon when it is deflated and on the ground. That's just good salesmanship.
INT. BANK FIVE BANK ROBBERS WEARING BABY HEAD MASKS ROB THE BANK WHILE WEARING BABY HEAD MASKS the rest of the movie kind of writes itself
there it is. now look at it.
Looks like this turtle just became a tortoise! Because tortoises are older and wiser! Because that's how animals work.
Why can't guys that look like superheroes and/or give themselves superhero names act like superheroes?