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those thieving ICP bastards. they stole a dance i created in 1955 in a partnership with CBS called: The Mighty Mouse Mambo. looks like another lawsuit. http://www.fastcharacters.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/famous-cartoon-character-mighty-mouse.jpg
+11 | 4/8/10 12:46 PM
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this video will either become his proudest moment or biggest embarrassment. he can flip a coin to determine which.
+3 | 4/8/10 12:32 PM
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"Y’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed" i say this at least 3-4 times per day to express my feelings. does this mean i'm a juggalo? i sure hope not. i don't have the extra finances for the face paint supplies and hatchet dude stickers.
+2 | 4/8/10 12:15 PM
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magic is all around us....as is a lawsuit for stealing my life stories. written in 1938, my autobiography titled The Life And Times Of A Space Floater vividly describes the time i floated in deep space as a huge (semi-attractive) lady floated by with her legs spread. she was clearly part of a super race of space giants about to give space birth. i got some great photos. if any of you want to read about more of the things i have seen while floating in space, please buy my book where they sell books.
+2 | 4/8/10 12:06 PM
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Bruce Leeroy Orbison strikes again!
0 | 4/7/10 3:34 PM
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it goes: LIL' BOW WOW >>> BOW WOW >>> BIG'OLE BOW WOW
+4 | 4/6/10 5:28 PM
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i don't need to watch this trailer...i lived it.
+20 | 4/6/10 3:44 PM
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the CNN headline machine was bored.
+3 | 4/6/10 1:11 PM
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apparently this cat did not get the memo. NO standing until 2012!!!!!
+23 | 4/6/10 12:38 PM
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it was the boner ghost leaving sandra's place. she needed someone, or something, to lean on. boner ghost gets the rebound!
+10 | 4/2/10 12:26 PM
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whether naked or underweared, the potential for ass-sweat streaks is greatly increased the fewer the buffer zones between ass and foreign surface.
+9 | 4/1/10 2:15 PM
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the only prank here is on the people who sat in the ass-sweat streaks left on the train seats.
+1 | 4/1/10 2:10 PM
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Our preliminary intelligence tells us the terrorists will utilize these Back To The Future Edition hoverboards in their next attack. I want to develop an "anti-hover ray" to combat this attack.
+1 | 3/30/10 5:52 PM
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if it wasn't recently, the question would be: when is michael jackson's ghost?
0 | 3/26/10 11:21 AM
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speaking of ghosts, i think the ghost of michael jackson possessed sandra bullock's face recently.
-2 | 3/26/10 10:56 AM
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so, in the interview clip eric played the woman and tim played the asian guy.....am i right, or was it the other way around?
+3 | 3/25/10 4:54 PM
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why haven't clowns been banned yet? the only thing they are good at is making people nervous about being murdered.
+7 | 3/25/10 12:18 PM
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lick a shot.
0 | 3/24/10 6:30 PM
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when will we hear of topher's on-set romance with a predator?
+8 | 3/24/10 6:20 PM
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this show is like spinal surgery performed by a team of howler monkeys.
+2 | 3/24/10 1:54 PM
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the law of diminishing lethality states: as the page count of a magazine increases beyond a reasonable threshold as to become unwieldy, the ability to strike accurately with the blunt edge significantly decreases as to become a liability in combat usage.
+5 | 3/23/10 11:50 AM
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i would like to exchange these size 16 jesus beats for some size 13 jesusless beats. also, if i could just go ahead and exchange b-shoc for a b-real, if you have any in stock right now, that would be dandy.
+1 | 3/23/10 11:40 AM
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