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Anything Wikipedia calls "Speed Country" sounds interesting to me.
hahahah i see what you did there. LIMP BIZKIT IN THE HOUSSSEE.
That's what I get for trying to use html at 9:30am
Man Forced to Eat His Own Beard Because He Was Hungry During Lawnmower Fight
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Murder, She Wrote was the case that they gave me
If Party Grandma were Helen Mirren she would be the sexiest person alive.
Is this your bush?!?!! Are you the king of the forest?!!?!? http://www.gifsoup.com/view4/1340157/harold-o.gif
Regina Spektor & The Strokes? What is even going on here?
I kinda liked it. It was completely ridiculous, and when they guy goes, "Your girlfriend, does she know she's a bird?" I LOL'd for real.
This makes perfect sense, since everything else Kanye does is masturbatory.
Gabe broke the internet.
“Benson is quite enamored of Mr. Peanut,” Mr. Levine said, but they are, as the saying goes, just friends. Benson does not live in Mr. Peanut’s house, Mr. Wixom said. No Legumo?
Wes Anderson wants his royalties.
It was @facetaco at first sight for me and my girlfriend. Once we gazed into each other's eyes, consequences were never the same. #TwitterVGCrossover
FOUR LOKO TIME!!! HAPPY WEEKEND MONSTERS!!
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You just made me snarf yo.
Speaking of which, I listed to one of the repeats of the "Frenemies" episode of TAL where Rich Juzwiak did his "I'm not here to make friends" bit....and in the credits they thank Gabe and I was all like whhhhaaaa!?!?!?!
It's recaps like this one that make me want to pack up my things and take Ms. holy smokes to live in NYC immediately.
I think the thing that's getting you into more trouble, Vince, is what you're putting into your mouth. It's funny because he looks like he gained a few pounds.
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hahahaha so good. http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2010/10/agreebyrd.gif
As Cee-Lo says, "I pity the fooooooool that falls in love with you"
I have the perfect name for the intern: http://www.armchairempire.com/images/classic-box-art/Gumshoe.jpg
Gabe summed things up much better than I could ever hope to, so I'll just throw one observation out on the table. One of the things that made me almost equally parts happy and melancholy was that Meg Whitman lost her bid for CA governor. For a person to spend over $140 MILLION DOLLARS of their own money in the hopes of being elected just seems downright sad, and I'm glad all you Californians weren't overly influenced by her money and "if I can run a business I can run a government" rhetoric. Of course the flip/melancholy side to this is that $140 million was literally wasted.... just completely flushed down the drain. With all her influence, Whitman might have done exponentially better in the polls had she capped her expenses at say, $50 million, then spent the rest establishing a school to help underprivileged learn computers or something.
Thank heavens. I was worried about Akon.
NEW YORK, Nov 02, 2010 (BUSINESS WIRE) Shares of Viacom, Inc (NYSE:VIA.B). rose sharply today on news from Randy Quaid that upcoming celebrity assassinations would help drive advertising revenue entering Q4. A spokesperson from Viacom said that the company was "quite pleased with the prospects" for upcoming assassinations, and felt that the company was in a strong position to capitalize on more assassination opportunities in the future.
That's the best part. In a GMA interview Randy said that assassinating celebrities drive ADVERTISING REVENUE. Professor Business over there!
You're better than that, cranda.