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Goodpuppies
Bunny Madison
Starring Silly Catstal? Come on monsters!
Kitty Slickers
Joe Mande has a picture of Tyler Perry in his wallet.
"I had the perfect part for this guy in X-Men 3!"
The Vanity Fair Teen Korner isn't nearly as funny, nor does it contain any references to Xbox 360, snap bracelets, or rapping at me.
Finally, an award Avatar won't win.
"Yo my homeboy Jay uses them Grammys as paper weights. Cause he got that paper! Up top!" - Quincy Tarantino
They could take a three month cruise and call it "Jersey Offshore"! (sorry)
Let me take you all out for a drink.
Dear God, This time I am actually going to kill him, and no amount of asian stunt people, former cast members of Alley McBeal, or guns in cereal boxes can stop me. You'll have to bury me alive. Seriously, I have a very sharp sword, and if I ever meet you, it WILL cut you. Sincerely, Beatrix
Guys, I just heard Topher Grace is tossing out the first pitch at the Superbowl! That is sports, right?
Don't you mean iHole?
Of all the Pizza Huts in the world, you walk into mine.
With great Powerade comes great responsibility.
How do you say "moneybags" in Na'vi?
Something tells me we're not pulling a Jeff Dunham on this one.
Has anyone in this family ever even seen a bounty hunter? - Gabe Bluth
Having a picture of him and the green screen up on the green screen is way too meta for me.
"Try our new Footlong Jerk!" - Subdance
*Godfried Voice* Jack Lalane's Juicers. Up yours, Sunkist.
This game is easy! Drink every time you laugh.
Clapper at 0:26 for president of laughganistan.
Now THAT is Matha Stewart Living.
Hi there! I normally don't say much, but I am kind of stuck in a dungeon on this one. See the Tree that raised me has recently passed away, and my whole life I thought I was a wood creature, but I am actually a Hyrulean boy! And I met the princess and she sent me on some crazy quest to get her a bunch of jewelry and stuff, but all I have is this dinky sword and a shield that covers my entire body! I tried playing my flute a few times, but no matter how many times I turn night into day, everything stays the same and everybody always tells me the same things no matter how many times I talk to them. Plus there is some really mean looking dude on my tail, I think he is from the desert, he rides a horse. I don't know who to ask for help, except for this owl that is following me around for some reason. And people keep hinting at some sort of magic triangle that might be inside of me? I'm scared. Perhaps there is a big, awesome sword of some kind I can pull out of a stone and get older? I could really use a horse, getting around is a bitch. Also because this boomerang sucks and I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to fight a dragon at some point, and he will definitely eat me if I'm only four feet tall. I need some sage advice.
I can't get my girlfriend to have a holy trinity with me... I thought that is what you guys lived for!
Gem from the chat in regard to the picture: "Let's paint, exercise and douse ourselves in Lye!"
I did a lot of lizzing last night, that's for true.
Well. you're not a very good Doctor then, are you?
They are just jokes, and that makes it OK. - Gopher Trace
You just won the Joefry caption contest. Hands down.
oooooooo eeee! What up with cats? What up with cats. (I wish I had an audio clip of me doing this right now)
So are you saying that Andy Samberg's love of magnolia cupcakes is also a two-dimensional parody of a third-grader's concept of love? Because I'm hungry. Am I doing this right?
All Of 'Em, Any Of 'Em: The News with Sarah Palin