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Or if they have a mirror in Florence.
I had a dream last night that Mystery, the pick-up artist, and Short Round from Indiana Jones were out in the club talking to girls. Mystery was rocking the shit out of a feather boa and a wizard hat, but whenever a girl seemed interested in his magic tricks or whatever, Short Round would pop out from nowhere and shout, "No time for love, Mr Mystery!" I'm also on some strong pain medication.
Nathan asked one question, "Hey, what's up with Topher Grace?"
This video is just like me reading the latest Charlie Sheen news. I am the laughing baby and the paper being shredded is Charlie Sheen's dignity.
Yes!!! A couple weeks ago I tried rapping on a song for my friend's band. One of the better lyrics was... I knew right away she was tryin to get my pants off/ But I said, first things first, let's go have a dance off/ She got real gangsta and broke out the Charleston/ I got super fresh and I did the Carlton/ The best lyrics were... There's this girl I met on a pizza delivery/ A knock on my door, the name tag said Hillary/ She gave me my pizza, then she offered me some strange/ I gave her just the tip then I tried to pay in change/ Thanks for listening
I'm actually happy to hear Jennifer Aniston finally has a new movie coming out! (huh?!?) Only because I know she is the next guest on Between Two Ferns.
Gwenyth Paltrow UPSKIRT photo...
Just to clarify, you used a Gwenyth Paltrow photo to get something up? Cool. Just making sure.
Shut the fuck up, Michele Bachmann. From, Minneapolis. (I can't speak for the rest of the state).
Obviously, ya'll mad today! I just would like to say Gabe has some of the funniest posts on the interblogz and everyone just needs to relax.
What a weird looking smile.
Can we get Chang with the slow clap?
This looks like a deleted scene out of Run Ronnie Run.
That's just how I troll. - Da Cake Eatur
Roll her ass out of the can and she'll probably give YOU a job. If you catch my drift.
Happy Holidays from Prancer and friends. http://www.flickr.com/photos/57423335@N06/5285360315/
Let's not leave out Super Hans. Super Hans is amazing.
I was watching last week's episode of Peep Show last night. Why don't we ever talk about how great Peep Show is?
Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace's Grandparents?"
Just know that if I knew how to use computers, this is where I'd make an amazing movie poster for Operation Dumbo Drop: 2 Fat 2 Furious.
In other rap news, 50 Tyson is taking over First Ave tonight.
Hey, What's Up With Willow Smith?
And what do you guys call yourselves?... THE ARISTOCRATS!
Who is the poor man's Robert Downey Jr? Because maybe they will do an ad for the Market Pantry peanuts I buy.
Videogum is just a blog. Never forget.
This has nothing to do with this, but I was just at the movie theater and the guy in front of me said, "One adult for Jackass 3-D." One ADULT! Hahaha. Sure. I decided that was probably better than any movie that was playing so I decided to just come home.
Kenny Powers poses proudly in front of the fence he built to keep them fucking out and him fucking in.
Double Manhattan sign. Whoa. Double Manhattan sign all the way. Spoiler Alert: It's over.
I love the guy that just turns around and starts walking away at the end of the video. "I'm not ready for this shit!"- That guy / Tila Tequila
I was really expecting Tila to start shouting, "I'm not here to make friends!" A rare miss, Ms. Tequila.
It's funny that in the tags, Pauly D has been replaced by Gelato.
Amanda Bynes unretires. Whew? http://twitter.com/chicky/status/19384134783
Yesterday was my birthday and this is the perfect gift, Alex. Thank you!