You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose... actually if you're going to eat your boogers, I don't think you'll have to worry about picking friends.
Gabe is startled by some fans of Teen Korner while enjoying his number 1 at Burger King. The result: A number 1. In his pants. Not pictured: Smiling Hugh Jackman
Nice werttrew! My girlfriend and I bet on who would have the first comment for this post. I bet on you, she bet on Notsewfast. My life is Videogum. But also, my life is free lunch!
The Razzies should change their award to the Spazzies and give a trophy (filled with Prozac or whatever) to the best spaz attack of the year. Remote-control buttplay kid vs Christian Bale... (That will also be the name of my new band).
Girl you looks good, won't you back that azz up?
You's a fine newcaster, won't you back that azz up?
Call me Dan Rather when you back that azz up?
Ho, who is you playin wit? Back that azz up.
And I'm not even one of the three!
Could we also give away a Spazzie for best spaz attack? 2009 has pretty much been year of the spaz. Probably. I don't really get how the Chinese Calendar works. But anyhow, that would be a fun award!
I adapted the Full House theme for this story. "Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, even a tree. Everywhere you look, they call you asshole..."
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