I love how owls always look super-serious no matter how cute whatever they're doing actually is. That owl is like, "I am going to nibble your ear AND THERE WILL BE NO BACK-TALK ABOUT IT, MISTER."
I have been a fan of the comic series since issue #1, and while it has its weak spots, it is nothing like this bad. I don't get it. How hard can it be to write a TV series where the whole thing has already been written reasonably well for you?
"You might think that God doesn’t love you, but Brad says that he does." Correction, Brad says he probably does. Don't get this girl's hopes up, Gabe.
Before watching this, I thought I really liked pizza. Like, really liked pizza, you know? But now I understand, I have barely scratched the surface of liking pizza. When I was a child, I liked pizza as a child; I liked but a poor reflection, through a pizza darkly.
I love how "differing and arguably inconsistent opinions about two nerd TV shows" is the epitome of ("limitless") hypocrisy.
Pro tip, Steve: sticking it to The Man is not very impressive when your idea of "The Man" is Gabe.
So why is it that when I make little girls cry and then demand that they do a "happy dance" in front of a camera, everyone thinks it's creepy and wrong?
"Okay, grab this ball -- no, the other one -- yeah. Just cup it in your palm, but firmly. Right. Now wiggle the other end around in a circle. No, yeah, wiggle it hard. Like that. Just like that. Just keep doing that, until you can really feel it. You feel it, right? Remember -- hard! Keep cupping!"
Soemthing that just struck me while watching this video: it's kind of interesting how one of the first gestures babies learn is that upturned hands spread, "What the fuck just happened?" gesture. Probably this is because parents make that gesture (jokingly) at them -- but also probably because somewhere deep down in their genes, they know they're going to be making that gesture (in all seriousness) pretty much all the time for the rest of their lives.
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