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"CRAMP! CRAMP!!! OOOH THAT HURTS!"
Wait, hang on, I found him. http://gutopia.tripod.com/funny/13.jpg
Yes! And every syllable is where nightmares are born!
Can we talk about his bizarro accent? Which is what I guess I could only describe as "southern metrosexual"?
http://joey.blogg.no/images/265515-5-1259760822890.jpg
I'd definitely dump someone if they made me watch this.
This whole planking internet fad just leaves me so board.
It DOES move! Now I look like an idiot.
Yay! The top two comments are ASTOUNDING! I don't think even Bob Loblaw could be prouder!
Also, I've been staring at this for like 5 minutes now... still can't tell if its moving or not.
Ok, I know this is a weird cross-pollination of over-saturated pop culture figures LONG PAST their time in the spotlight, but doesn't Britney totally look Sarah Palin-ish in this shot: http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2011/06/brit.gif You know you see it too!
Friends don't let friends drink friends? Hmmm, so Kevin Bacon is off limits for everyone!
You need facebook for Turntable? I guess I am not going to be using Turntable! (pssst, what's Turntable?)
"Tru Blood pours like a regular soda but appears stormy and mysterious when poured into a glass." - Yes, that is definitely something someone wants inside them.
I am 90% sure I know the guy behind him in this picture.
That Ronnie has an entirely different Situation he is constantly showing off.
I know one guy who can definitely get behind this: http://www.last100.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/meet_pig_pen_big.gif
Is it weird that I'm slightly bothered by this? Not that it isn't cute. It is very cute and adorable and yes I want my President to be a human being. But a part of me is kind of like... this isn't Dave, the hit romantic comedy starring Kevin Kline where you can pretend to be president for a couple months. So get back to work! Figure out the whole debt limit thing! Yes, I know Eric Cantor is being a complete asshole and the Republicans seemingly do not understand the concept of compromise, but make it fucking work. You're the president, not the jester. ("oooooh, good one Monsterbeard! What savage political commentary. Please shut your pie hole!" - everyone)
She is the best part of Just Go With It, but that is not saying much. It's not about her performances, it's about the projects in which her performances are contained! She is great in The Good Girl. Also definitely check out Dreams of an Insomniac, which I don't think exists anywhere but on VHS tapes, but it was like her first role or something? I'm not saying it was good or bad, but some Aniston trivia there.
Wait, a Jennifer Aniston movie that sounds genuinely good and funny? Does not compute. Not that I have anything against Jennifer Aniston. Not at all. On the contrary I think she's great. But she chooses the absolute worst movies. WMOAT worst. I watched 10 minutes of the Bounty Hunter and I'm still upset.
"Meanwhile, there's a red, neck in West, Virginia that, is, trying to spit, out some, Skoal, that sounds like a Boston, Terrier,." Fixed!
Yes, Shia, that does indeed sound sick.
Ha! That Wal-Mart shopper's last name is Lawless. Because of course it is. Also, I didn't know you could be called a good Samaritan by trying to stop kids from stealing beer. It doesn't really live up to the Samaritan name, you know?
Where is hobbit David Brent? Sorry Tim from the British Office, but no matter how famous you get you will always be Tim from the British Office.
ENHANCE http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/content08/blade-runner-esper-photo.jpg
"Is that guy changing the trash? Oh no, I lost my engagement ring in that trash can! We've got to stop him!" - Probably what happened.
Can I be honest? Because honestly, this movie needs vampires. There, I said it.
Yes! I love the HP books very much but the movies were awful. BUT! I don't know the exact details of what Pottermore might be, but the idea of reading the books and "interacting" with them sounds like it could be genuinely fun and delightful! Then again, they could turn out like the movies.
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YES! All the upvotes. sidenote: just yesterday I was wondering if some Math DJ (what?) had decided to call themselves Abacus Finch. I guess I have my answer.
Banana Stand and Deliver?
Psssh, I've seen better. This guy knows what I'm talking about: http://www.toystx.com/shop/images/POGO.jpg
I am not surprised because I suspect a lot of people weren't able to get that far. Also, was it just me or did you consider it a personal insult that they would even suggest this video was at all worth of a Thriller reference? I mean, please!
I bet David Hasselhoff can still figure out a way to have sex with that popsicle of himself. Just saying.
Apparently they are also suing Gabe Kaplan of Welcome Back, Kotter fame. Really? Gabe Kaplan was a hot player at these underground poker games? His case will be dismissed when he shows up with a note from Epstein's mother. http://img.filmous.com/static/photos/83083/2_midi.jpg
Yeah, one thing that did nag at me was the witch. Like it doesn't occur to anyone that the woman whose entire town was slaughtered might have ulterior motives?! Like maybe she wants to see the Khal die? Come on, Daenerys, you're smarter than that!
Yeah, that was like, damn girl, you can't sit still, can you!