I'm scared that FoxNews is going to get a hold of this and realize the next wave of fear-based propaganda is by saying horrible things in a way that is really, really, really cute.
Good point. You don't sell tickets to a circle jerk and then be all "hey, let's have a Tupperware party instead". Well, if you did that it would be kind of brilliant, but I think when it comes to jerking it, people don't have a whole lot of patience for irreverence. I know I don't.
Dear Craig P. Nelson-looking Dude: Look. Nobody's more upset than me that Pandora Boxx got voted off RuPaul's Drag Race, but it's been two months already. LET IT GO.
LEAVE JUSTIN ALONE!!!! How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Bieber after all he has been through!!!! *sob* He was homeschooled, OKAY?!? HOMESCHOOLED!!! He doesn't understand things like DOORS or PLATE GLASS, he just wants to ENTERTAIN and BE LOVED!!! BASTARDS! LEAVE JUSTIN BIEBER ALONE!!!!11:-o!!!1!!
MAKE IT HAPPEN, PLEASE: "Mamma Mia! Port of Call New Orleans", starring Chris Klein, Amanda Plummer, Nicolas Cage, Robin Williams and introducing Ke$ha, with special appearance by at least one Lohan. Directed by Werner Herzog. In 2011, Mamma WILL Mia.
Achtung Baby spawned some classic singles, but there is filler on that album. Maybe not if you're a hardcore U2 fan, but to the casual listener, there's fat on that cow. Prince's SOTT is a songwriting masterpiece, sure, but not the all-time classic that Purple Rain was. Kudos to Spin (I guess?) for freshening up the usual suspects in these lists, but if you have to start nominating substitute "all time best albums" because everyone's tired of the same old showhorses, that might be a sign that it's time to quit re-making this list.
I don't get the Mulaney love. It was like watching Rivers Cuomo delivering a Jerry Seinfeld routine. But I'll give him this, he was sharp and alert the entire time. If we worked together and were at a corporate retreat and we were all forced to play Pictionary, I would totally choose Mulaney for my Pictionary team. Absolutely.
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