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In fighting against a shark, a speargun would be #2 on my list. #1 would be a bigger boat.
"A speargun and a knife were all they had to fend off the shark" UHHHHHHHHHHH Of all the things you could be swimming with, those seem to be two of the best you could have in this situation. Better than having any sort of firearm for sure.
http://i.imgur.com/Xfm28.jpg NEVER FORGET
The shooting and editing in this video is really pretty good at times! Whoever shot this deserves to know better musicians.
Cool brag bro. And a very deep observash at the end there.
While were at it, can every please stop referencing The Wire constantly?
You know the ONE mole you have on your arm? We'll put the bridge of her nose right on that so nobody notices it.
http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/shia-lebeouf-comic-lets-fucking-party.jpg
Parks and Rec did a surprise wedding better. Still doesn't mean it's something that actually happens in real life.
This dude doesn't know how to spell "paid" !!!!
Oh this is a wonderful wonderful comment.
"Imagine a nightclub underweater inspired by a watch created by artists" WAS my standard pick-up line. Back to the drawing board, I guess!
Negron has been doing standup forever. You're insane if you think his payday from Fast Times lasted him 25 years.
Both spellings work. Now my question: why do you care?
Awesome. Great crowd too, surprisingly coordinated on the background vox.
Still makes absolutely no fucking sense.
This is the rare concert video where you actually get to see the person with the horrible voice singing along.
Lead vocalist/songwriter/creative force/ only member of the original band usually has more say than the goons he hired to surround him, yep.
I took Lazy Sunday 2 as Samberg's send-off, specifically the last line: "On these New York streets I honed my fake rap penmanship, that's how it began, and that's how I'm going to finish it."
I have no problem with people leaving them coming back, my problem is with people who stand up, notice there's still something going on onscreen, then just continue standing in place!
Lotta really cool bragging going on over here.
I'm so tired of the "THE WORLD WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF EVERYONE READ MORE BOOKS" bullshit. Take a look at the NYT Top 25 Bestsellers list any given week to get a gauge on the average intelligence of avid readers.
Tomatoes are God's eye-gouging training devices.
It's "y'all"
But doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of Record Store Day ie to get people off the internet and into record stores? CHECK MATE!
http://i.imgur.com/IsLox.png Get off their jock brahs.
8-Ball percent for life indeed, Shia.
Where's the best avatar ever? Oh, right above me. I watch that video daily.
Sorry. Still tickled by the idea that someone somewhere is like "FUCK YES! FINALLY! GRANDADDY IS BACK TOGETHER!!!!!"
4'33" : Experimental Compositions :: Schrödinger's cat : Thought Experiments. As in, people are very proud of themselves for knowing what these are but their knowledge of the two subjects don't go any further beyond. This doesn't stop them from injecting these two things into conversations at any possible time.
HAHAHAHA IF YOU'RE EXCITED FOR A GRANDADDY REUNION I CAN'T EVEN
Pitchfork is trying to make a big deal out of the Grandaddy 'reunion' hahahahahaha WHO CARES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA A GRANDADDY REUNION!! AHAHAHAHAHA WHO CARES?? WHO WAS ASKING FOR A GRANDADDY REUNION? AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT'S NEXT? A "SAY HI" REUNION? A "TAPES N TAPES" REUNION? Can the reunion shows officially end and the holographic tributes begin?
I read this too quickly and for a second thought Jared Leto was performing stand up comedy tonight at Mr. Coconuts.
Everybody else is clearly on a bus headed to the town of Princeton.