I'm tempted to side w/ KH over GP for the following reasons:
-KH is a former child actor and therefore automatically qualifies for some of my sympathy.
-I find KH more pleasing to look at. While her films may be unwatchable, that very factor means I do not watch them and do not experience her through them. Instead I know her mainly as a lady magazine cover model, which she is good at! GP may make better movies but is forgettable in all of them and as a lady whose picture is on things I think she cannot reach the lofty standard set by KH, who in photographs can look actively appealing.
In your defense, a lot of these m*fuckers-- Tron, Somewhere, True Grit, etc-- haven't even come out yet. Others-- The Tempest, Black Swan-- opened like five minutes ago.
Also, a lot of the rest are junk.
I think that by breaking up mediocre films into interesting bits and then stitching together all the bits, this youtube person is able to fool us into thinking movies were fun in 2010 and also that that they contained interesting and coherent themes that got developed throughout the year even though of course nope.
To be fair, Channukah started off as a holiday pretty much nobody celebrated or cared about, either. Its prominence and popularity is a direct result of its proximity to X-Mas.
For myself and other Jews (for whom I speak, obviously), this provides something resembling an ideal compromise. Gentiles get to wish us a happy Channukah, taking pride in their cultural sensitivity and knowledge. Meanwhile, we get to celebrate our actual important holidays without them becoming shallow husks and victims of a brash, consumerist society.
"Yesss."- G-d
Pretty sure it's the original transformation theme, you're likely more familiar with the music that was substituted for the North American DIC Entertainment release.
"Jesus Christ."- rajma
Honestly, the sheer number of Sailor Moon jokes I could make in this situation-- to say nothing of their breathtaking specificity-- is proof enough that I have no business making fun of anyone.
These are totally appropriate reactions... for early American settlers.
In other news, I believe my annual Thanksgiving Day comedy sketch just wrote itself.
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