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"They have this thing called 'calling ahead,' Regis."
Not even one little STD? You, sir (madam?), are no groupie of mine!
Oh, whoops. Sorry. I'm not very good at pep talks, Serious Monster.
By taking a bunch of shitty, low-paying jobs back before the Death of Publishing and getting enough experience to get better jobs and then discovering that the better jobs also sucked in their own way. And by being old.
Chin up, southernbitch. What doesn't give you Seasonal Affective Disorder makes you stronger. (I moved from New Orleans to upstate NY for grad school many years ago...3-liters of cheap wine were my coping mechanism, but whiskey probably works just as well.)
Cheeky bottle design + celebrity "distiller" = that's how they get ya
I was a copy editor until I quit my job last week to work on my music. And now I'm painting the kitchen instead of working on my music.
Thank you, Soft Gabe. That was hilarious and perfect, and now I feel like I've seen this movie even though there is no way I will ever see this movie.
Wow, that thread was fucking brilliant. Can't believe I missed the fun.
Nice work! I like the way the bridge builds.
Congratulations, ClownCoffee. You earned it!
There's something about extremely orderly retail spaces that seems to relax certain kinds of people. I have a very neurotic friend whose absolute favorite thing to do on a Saturday morning is walk around IKEA for a couple hours (and not buy anything).
The Sisterhood of the Time-Traveling Pants
Hopefully, any possibility of an ironic co-opting of this fucking awful song will be crushed by the unironic hatred that normal L.A. people like you reserve for traffic obstructers.
"Traffic Jam 101" will undoubtedly become a hipster-douche anthem in the coming weeks. I hate the world.
I remember when he was suspended for saying something weird about black people, and I thought well, he's probably about to retire anyway. That was twenty years ago.
It's cool that she's decorating for Halloween because she'll get lots of trick-or-treaters for sure!
Congratulations, werttrew!! When you get a chance, you should go listen to part 2 of the Louis CK interview on WTF. He tells a story about the birth of his first child, and it is really moving. I think it actually gave me a maternal instinct for about a minute there. http://wtfpod.libsyn.com/episode-112-louis-c-k-part-2
Thanks, guys! Sorry it's so, um...lo-fi. My ambition way exceeds my recording skills.
Already taken, principal enchman...the guy you hear on the song is my husband. But thanks! (By the way, when I was recording this, he had no idea who Da Cake Eatur was. So when I forced him to say all that seemingly random shit into the microphone, he was all, Why do I have to say all this seemingly random shit into the microphone? So...good job, Eric!)
Wow, this is super exciting, you guys. And such sweet company...."We Monsters"? Epic, in every sense of the word.
24 Hour Party Poopers
Gone in Sixty Seconals Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Klonopin Uncommon Valium
"...cooking websites are filled with recipes from dozens of desperate parents... " Really? Desperate? They're 8-year-olds with moronic taste in food! Open a can of Spaghettios and a box of stale Old El Paso taco shells and you're done!
If this podcast were a pie, there definitely wouldn't be any left for Norah Jones at the end of the night.
For any Austin Monsters who care, Maron is doing a live WTF at The Parish on Oct. 18th.
Not to worry, *spoiler alert* Donald Duck triumphs over Glenn Beck in the end!
Whoops, too close to one of Gabe's.... City Rain Slickers?
Daylight Saving Private Ryan
Yes, I learned it from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.
That guy was INCREDIBLE. And I don't remember ever seeing him in anything else! #forgottencharacteractorsof1953
Ugh, I just discovered that mine sounds like shit through my work headphones. Must. Remix.
I always thought Calam and Katie had a "Secret Love" thing going on. Remember that number "A Woman's Touch"? Very hot. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0d2gz2KZTmI/SdZuObwR5CI/AAAAAAAAACA/6f1vL_ezAA0/s400/calamity-jane.jpg
I too would like to vouch for the awesomeness of Dog of the South, and also Gringos.
It's weird that you should say that because as soon as I saw that girl and heard the voiceover, I thought, That character better not grow up to be fucking Hilary Swank.
Remember a long time ago when Da Cake Eatur was still a person here and we were trying to think of a tagline for this movie and his suggestion was "hello well come to da streets. da wall streets"? Yeah.