And screen printing. Of course, they would have done their part for permanent markers and posterboard, but signs weren't allowed. I'll tell you, if anyone knew in July that they were gonna ban signs they should've been shorting Sharpie stock and buying Hanes and whoever makes shitty-smelling latex fabric paint.
Just wait until they find out that one of their best friends is gay, or three of them... Nothing like having gays under your nose for years without knowing it to make you realize THEY'RE JUST LIKE US!
No, but you did miss out on the guy who spent a good deal of time explaining how Islam is different from other religions because it's a "lifestyle." Judicial, economic, religious, comprehensive. Because, y'know, Jews and Christians never get involved in the judicial or legislative process. Come to think of it, I've never heard anyone say that we need more Christian-minded judges or legislators. FEAR THE CALIPHATE!
Marriage is the best! Yeah for spouses! Congrats to you, That One. It would be awesome if your spouse got a VG account and their username was The Other One. #usernamepuns #gratefuldeadsongtitles
The city in which I live has seen Hollywood Video, Movie Gallery, and now Blockbuster all come and go, and yet the independent store with sections like "Kung Fu" and "Mondo Cinema" has been in business as long as I've been alive, and still is. And it's in a basement.
related story: I was on family vacation last week (in my 30s and still somehow doing that shit) when my uncle (in his 60s!) was on his laptop surfing the tubes (so not allowed at the lake house, boo uncle!) and what was he watching? A youtube clip of Jeff Dunham. No ventriloquisto. He calls me over "Nephew Tankerbell, have you seen this Jeff Dunham guy?" I stayed seated and said ruefully, "Oh, yes.... I've seen him." And took another slow sip of my Mt. Gay and tonic and glared contemptuously out the window.
I'm pretty sure my brother and I got pretty much this exact kit for Christmas in 1983. "Make the silk scarf disappear!" (By stuffing it into a rubber prosthetic thumb!)
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