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I would say a woman writing about a group of flawed women can be equally as empowering as a woman writing about well-adjusted women. This is "Girls"! It's about a bunch of young f-ups! We can always watch Leslie Knope, or Mary Tyler Moore, or whatever. "Girls" is a comedy about not-well-adjusted people.
Will Arnett is just GOB Bluth now, the baby is BamBam from The Flintstones (the '90s movie version), Christina Applegate reprises her most famous role, Dana Scully, and Maya Rudolph reprises her role of being in The Rentals! The show is now called "Friends of P"
I bring up the cliff scene of The Good Son VERY frequently in my life.
The Mouse Trap game show would be 20 minutes of the crew building the set, then 2 minutes of a very anti-climatic game.
I do it when I fart but don't poop my pants.
"you're the man of the house, now, son. Someone's going to have to smell your mother while I'm away."
Oh, definitely the Clueless closet one.
They'll most likely cast lawmen who always beat up the wrong guy; sailors, always fighting in the dancehall; cavemen always on the go. It'll be the freakiest show.
Does he empty his bladder the same way? Asking for a Courtney Cox
Is it true that in the future it is okay for white people to kiss black people?
I would be most terrified by Steve-O touching me the whole time. Lay off Steve-O, I'm trying to sing with my head in skunk cage.
I'm getting a NSFW tattoo on Gabe's forehead
That's a load of Donkey Sauce.
She gets to bone the president.
Kelly is a true Brave Little Poster
I bought cold-brewed iced coffee already this morning in Greenpoint. Also I found out my neighborhood is starting to flood via instagram. 2012, you guys, my goodness!
With all of these ancient weapons, Will Keith will be very prepared for the post-apocalypse, but unfortunately he wasted all of the drinkable water :-( :-(
Somewhere Paula Cole is sobbing gently in a Target parking lot.
Learn to play the guitar, ROBOTS, we already have drum machines.
I always thought it was "My best friend's a virgin / he has sixty-nines" Of which he carries all over the town. I think my misheard lyrics are better.
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black and then throwing it in the ocean!
He's too busy developing a similar film http://scenteddemented.com/MULLETS/famous/uncle%20joey%20mullet.jpg
I need to find something that no one in in their 20s does so I can be a "world record holder in my age group." The only thing I can think of is "having sex with 90 year old men"
This just sounds like an elaborate excuse to pig out on melting ice cream.
Yes, but then 18 different fisherman tried to catch him by the face, but he escaped
I actually think, of all the major entertainment awards shows (EGOTs), the Emmy's have recently been the best about nominating high quality pieces of work. It may just be the nature of Television compared to the other industries, but I feel like if Grammy voters, for instance, were submitting for Emmy consideration, we'd get a lot of high-rated network crap instead of critically acclaimed cable shows.
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS Thank god for this guy. This makes up for all of last week, asshole week.
Oh like a Batman villain would ever be elected into office http://memphisport.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mrfreeze-300x225.jpg
These are the things I know Kelly hates: 1. You Can Count On Me 2. Fionna Apple 3. Additional sand
Here's what happens in the video about celebrities on a plane together. First Alec Baldwin is playing Words with Friends with Gerard Depardieu and he plays the word "fart" which make Gerard Depardieu laugh so hard he pees on the floor, then Alec Baldwin starts yelling at the steward who is trying to clean it up, then pilot John Travolta kicks Alec Baldwin off, then on their way to Australia to meet up with Oprah, co-pilot Sully flies into a gaggle of geese, and Marky Mark is like, "If I were on that plane we would have stopped it from flying into that gaggle."
"Let me VH1 Reality Show you the door." - Corey Feldman's stalker
True story: When I was 11 and dressed up like Geordi LaForge for Halloween complete with blackface. I'm glad the internet didn't exist yet.
Of all of these people you're going to go gay for THOR? Here is the correct list of fuckability, straightey: 1. Robert Downey Jr. 2. Mark Ruffalo 3. Chris Evans 4. ScarJo 5. Jeremy Renner 6. Whoever THOR is - definitely way down here maybe slightly above 7. Samuel L Jackson
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