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Yeah, I agree with you. I only joke because I'm jealous of your amusement parks with actual carnies, mine only employed pimply teens.
"can’t ever get on board with ANALOGY FIGHTING. I am, however, very fond of extended metaphor fighting." - djfreshie
"Girl Swallowed by Pavement" "She was walking down a Shady Lane," said the taxi driver. "She seemed Rattled by the Rush of falling down the hole. I though she had Stopped Breathin'. Wowee Zowee, what a nightmare."
This is a perfect cake to serve at my party celebrating the fact that I just got fired for watching this video
What else are you supposed to do with him, I mean, he's wearing a CAPE!
Personally, I've been restrained by A LOT of gay men.
"Will Ferrell" - Nicole Kidman
Geraldo Rivera then left the Fox News studio, shooting every jogger he saw in the fucking chest.
Pug? http://www.bambamthepug.com/uploads/IMG_0538.jpg
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You misspelled 'gay-by'
Every entry below Kelly TV just sound like super awesome episodes of Kelly TV
Best Picture The Artist Best Actor George Clooney, The Descendants Best Actress Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady Best Supporting Actor Christopher Plummer, Beginners Best Supporting Actress Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids Best Director Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist Best Original Screenplay Midnight In Paris Best Adapted Screenplay The Descendants Best Foreign Film A Separation Best Animated Film Rango Art Direction Hugo Cinematography The Tree of Life Costume Design The Artist Documentary (Feature) Paradise Lost 3 Documentary (Short Subject) Saving Face Film Editing The Artist Makeup Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 Music (Original Score) The Artist Music (Original Song) “Man or Muppet” Short Film (Animated) "The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore" Short Film (Live Action) “The Shore” Sound Editing Hugo Sound Mixing Hugo Visual Effects Rise of the Planet of the Apes
It is on Logo's website for free, you don't even need a Hollywood Video account!
I have a Ryan Gossling shaped "remote" and it turns something on, but it's not the TV!
I wikipedia'd Demián Bichir so you don't have to. He's the Mexican dude who plays Nancy's love interest in later (terrible) seasons of Weeds. I have no idea what that movie is. Is it good??
I thought I landed on Matthew Foxes island once, and I was like, 'whoa so many Mathew Foxes! more like Party of 5,000,000,000!"
Something tells me Kelly wasn't the only person sitting alone in a bar in Brooklyn last night looking at Zooey Deschanel GIFs.
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"What the fuuuuuuuccccck?" - This baby on Modern Family
Poor Andy Serkis. I think we owe him an Apeology.
Hunt for the Worst Genre of All Time: -mumblecore -chillwave
LOL was the title of a mumblecore movie from 6 years ago. I'm a total mumblecorehead apparently. eesh. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOL_%28film%29
You're the blog now, man
Yes, agreed! I will read the shit out of this recap at lunch tomorrow.
You gave her milk eyebrows and a milk beard?
Horribly Inconsistent Viewing
And thus concludes Jennifer Love Hewitt's entire filmography.
"Oh, I am totally in the 1%. The whole 99% / 1% thing is, of course, just a signifier for an important issue to this movement. In reality there are 300,000 people in the 1% which includes a lot of helpful doctors, successful documentary filmmakers, and such, while the real problem is the disparity in income between the upper 0.001% (which I am not in) and everyone else." - Michael Moore I WISH
Take a seat and be quiet, R2.
You can save your questions for the town hall at Waverly Taco Ranch.