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I hope those 3 underwear models find this guy and have a crazy foursome. He earned it. Merry Christmas, guy.
+13 | 12/2/11 10:17 AM
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Is this Carl? Whose face is he borrowing?
+6 | 12/1/11 4:03 PM
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“Holocene” huh? I'm going to have to change the Bon Iver track on my mom's Christmas mix CD.
+1 | 12/1/11 12:35 PM
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I, Abortbot
+7 | 11/30/11 5:00 PM
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*wreaking havoc. but in my defense, that fetus probably stinks.
+4 | 11/30/11 4:59 PM
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A Baby Geniuses sequel about an aborted baby reeking havoc on the hospital where she was aborted. "Fetus Genius." #Hollywoodpostitnote
+4 | 11/30/11 4:56 PM
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http://www2.disappointment.com/old/randomacts/Guess_Who_Richard.gif
+5 | 11/30/11 11:41 AM
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Yes. Just pretend your partner's mouth is a shrimp you are trying to suck out of it's tail.
+19 | 11/28/11 1:27 PM
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I think Daryl's brother is hanging out with Tall Ghost Walt from LOST an an endless fever dream of season 1 characters.
+5 | 11/28/11 1:17 PM
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I will have this stuck in my head all day! Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooowww ooowwowooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (gasp) eeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwwww...
+15 | 11/28/11 9:35 AM
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You Pecan Count on Me OR Star Trek II: The Wrath of Pecan
+11 | 11/23/11 4:29 PM
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uh boy. Cameron Crowe and his dumb music. Remember when we had to stop liking Sigur Ros because of Vanilla Sky? Sorry Shugo Tokumaru! Sayonara!
-1 | 11/22/11 12:48 PM
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I have an idea for a TV show: 45 minutes of a single shot of a man in a pool treading water.
+29 | 11/21/11 1:54 PM
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I guess if you were a girl it would open a Pandora's Box
+26 | 11/21/11 12:16 PM
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SNL: America's favorite source of tired, unfunny, pretty homophobic dude on dude kissing jokes.
+4 | 11/21/11 10:43 AM
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"The human head weighs 5 pounds and I can probably bench about 47 human heads" - Jonathan Lipnicki.
+36 | 11/16/11 6:11 PM
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Well, you know. We have Michael Moore ruining all the synonyms for "liberal." So.
+15 | 11/16/11 5:37 PM
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I'd prefer that the Jersey Shore cast were dressed in period garb. At all times.
+17 | 11/15/11 5:56 PM
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An asteroid is headed towards Earth. All of the countries of the world set aside their diferences, unite and create the perfect spaceship to destroy the asteroid. The spaceship fires a space torpedo at the asteroid. It splits into to two perfect halves. The spaceship spins around wildly, firing like 5000000 space torpedoes like an idiot and blows up the Earth on accident.
+5 | 11/10/11 3:39 PM
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Is that like "improv everywhere" for salsa dancing?
+3 | 11/8/11 3:59 PM
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2 Girls, 1 Cup and a Pizza Place
+29 | 10/28/11 6:17 PM
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A helmet made of human skulls.
+12 | 10/25/11 4:10 PM
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The Grim Raper. Very good and normal Halloween costume idea.
+35 | 10/19/11 12:44 PM
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I was surprised that it wasn't a towel!
+3 | 10/18/11 4:01 PM
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Wife: "Freeeed! What is going on here?! The baby has ruined the entire house and demolished the kitchen! Men cannot take care of children! Gah!" Fred Durst: "Sorry honey! He did it all for the COOKIES!" Wife: "C'mon." Fred Durst: "The cookies." Wife: "C'mon" Etc. etc.
+9 | 10/14/11 11:23 AM
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Someone please teach me how to do a Youtube screen grab so I can take a .jpg to my stylist at Supercuts. BUT WHICH OF THESE AMAZING STYLES SHOULD I GET?!
+23 | 10/14/11 9:49 AM
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Did you guys know Mark Ruffalo one time had a dream that he had a brain tumor, and then, like, woke up and went to the doctor who then diagnosed him with a brain tumor? This is a true story. Bing it.
+11 | 10/12/11 1:48 PM
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I just entered my mom into the sweepstakes to win a walk-on role. She will be horrified if she wins! ha!
+19 | 10/3/11 1:23 PM
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I was hoping, when they kill us all, the robots would just shoot us all with their arms made of guns. Now I have to worry about them slowly torturing us by peeling our eyeballs. greeeeeeeat
+10 | 9/30/11 2:53 PM
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In college I had a commute and a car with a tape deck (ladies?), so I listened to a book on tape (laaaadies? hello?). It was Jonathan Franzen's The Corrections read by actor Dylan Baker of Happiness fame. It was really good.
+9 | 9/30/11 12:04 PM
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Oof, except not that Axl Rose impression. Joseph Gordon-REDACTED
+9 | 9/29/11 4:38 PM
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Joseph Gordon-LOVE IT
+11 | 9/29/11 4:36 PM
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He gets his i-pee-as at Swedish furniture store IPEA
+2 | 9/29/11 3:02 PM
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DSN needs a monocle due to a terrible glory hole accident.
+19 | 9/29/11 11:29 AM
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Donna Darko would be another great candidate.
+9 | 9/28/11 9:57 AM
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"We need an impossibly old grouch...let’s update it for today’s youth by getting someone who is only in their 70s.” Gabe! This job was meant for you! I'll send them your resume.
+8 | 9/28/11 9:52 AM
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Adam Sandler in drag: proof that women can be funny!
+16 | 9/27/11 6:14 PM
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Oregon Trail style Glee. Whoops, everyone died of dysentery
+12 | 9/27/11 2:21 PM
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I Want To Go To There, There
+16 | 9/26/11 11:59 AM
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We're looking for Elizabeth Bennett, not the zombie. ZOMBIE ZING!
+13 | 9/23/11 1:27 PM
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