This photo is actually of those two walking around off-set. Nic Cage thought he could get a better feel for his character if he tried to live and dress like a REAL sorcerer while filming.
Come on, that's just what normal guys with normal lives, who have normal (soon to be ex?) wives with a normal face and normal boobs, do on a normal day.
That leaves the door open for sequels:
"The House That Still Drips Blood on Alex"
"The House That Continues to Drip Blood on Alex"
"The House That Won't Stop Dripping Blood on Alex"
"The House That Ran Out of Blood to Drip on Alex"
...not to mention that the house could drip blood on someone who is NOT Alex. Just imagine the possibilities!!
Hey come on, she's a Hockey Mom. That is a sport important to Canadians, and Canadians definitely have no governmental policies that are even remotely Sociali...oh...
If ever a YouTube video description saved 6 minutes of your life, it'd be this one:
"Why in the name of our Lord and Savior who was killed by the Jews so we could have ever lasting life, is America in some soccer tournament?? Why? Because it's all part of Barak Osama Homo bin Laden's plot to install socialism on our shores."
How much planning do you really want?
Look at FlashForward. They literally had 6 seasons planned out...no joke...and look where that got them. Canceled.
I have a feeling if Lost had the entire series planned out from the beginning, we'd have the same FF type problems; dragging the overarching plot-line along, with no regard to character development. The mentality of "we have a destination we need to get this show to, and we don't care how it gets there" would have seen Lost canceled after season 3. I agree there were mistakes made with characters, but at least you cared about the main ones (minus Kate). Even if the show was never all about the characters (people have been saying that on AV Club all day, and they are just straight up wrong) it was never all about the mystery, and if the only reason you watched Lost was for that...well...sorry.
I feel like this response started out well, rambled, became disjointed, and then pulled it together at the end. Oh wait (!!)...
"fuck fun shit, like jumping up and down, and riding on bikes. you know, stuff 6 year olds like, so buy them ICP albums and shit."
i swear, i could be the 'don draper' of psychopathic records.
Breaking Real Thing That Actually Happened:
Heidi Montag ever-so-subtly-but-not-subtly-at-all asks Micheal Bay to cast her in the next transformers movie (via AV Club, via Twitter):
"Michael Bay I love your work! I know what a artistic brilliant genius you are! Cast me in the next Transformers."
Flattery will get you...[barf]
Did the makeup department not show up the day they shot the SMDS promo, because Nicole Sullivan looks like a methhead...which is also totally possible.
Yep, and it's right in front of the one that says: "When I saw the e-trade baby commercial, I knew there was no longer a need to complete our Lindsay Lohan Bio-Pic."
I was thinking more "Urban Legends: Final Cut" meets...oh idk..."Ice Angel"? Except with less resurrection, even though that would totally take this movie to next level status.
I'm glad they made a point to mention her age in the press release. It's like "hey horny teenagers, remember, she is still young and hot, she has plenty more time to make terrible movies where she wears few clothes and/or is a bi-sexual vampire."
Guys, why are we still worrying about this oil spill thing? My boyfriend, Rush Limbaugh, said nature will take care of it. He's basically the best oil spill scientist out there, total nerd. We're getting married.
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