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On second thought, this is not a relevant reply to facetaco. I shall take my comment down to the comment basement.
I think the real question here is: what is happening in the 2nd floor bathrooms?
This photo is actually of those two walking around off-set. Nic Cage thought he could get a better feel for his character if he tried to live and dress like a REAL sorcerer while filming.
I know the economy is still down, but the return on my LOLk has been outperforming the market this year! Investments!
Come on, that's just what normal guys with normal lives, who have normal (soon to be ex?) wives with a normal face and normal boobs, do on a normal day.
Replace Eddie Murphy with Mel Gibson and baby, you got a stew goin'!
God dammit America! That's it, you're grounded.
The House That Drips Blood on Alex 5: 5nal Dripping
That leaves the door open for sequels: "The House That Still Drips Blood on Alex" "The House That Continues to Drip Blood on Alex" "The House That Won't Stop Dripping Blood on Alex" "The House That Ran Out of Blood to Drip on Alex" ...not to mention that the house could drip blood on someone who is NOT Alex. Just imagine the possibilities!!
This helps bring down the rage level after hearing that Netflix (or Starz forcing Netflix) is pulling Party Down off of streaming.
He's describing a place where rainbows combine to become circular, you sure he's not already there?
I don't see how anyone involved with 'What Women Want' could NOT be a misogynist.
Wouldn't Paris actually be taking in filth? BTW, would you be needing a hell-roommate?
...but it'd really just be the movie Pearl Harbor with Black Eyed Peas' music blaring the entire time.
He had that "man this is the best fucking idea ever, how could I lose?" look on his face. It was tragically adorable.
This guy has taken the myth that you stop breathing when you sneeze to its logical conclusion.
Sounds like someone just found a convenient excuse to avoid getting married.
In other news... Gabe, I'm glad Microsoft is still paying you to run adds for the Kin even AFTER they've announced that they're killing it.
Geography lesson: Mexicans are from Brazil, Uruguay, Puerto Rico, and all of Central America. Consider yourself educated.
Hey come on, she's a Hockey Mom. That is a sport important to Canadians, and Canadians definitely have no governmental policies that are even remotely Sociali...oh...
If ever a YouTube video description saved 6 minutes of your life, it'd be this one: "Why in the name of our Lord and Savior who was killed by the Jews so we could have ever lasting life, is America in some soccer tournament?? Why? Because it's all part of Barak Osama Homo bin Laden's plot to install socialism on our shores."
So, Bill switched allegiances like Michael Scott declares bankruptcy. Got it.
These reviews should definitely be cross-labeled as 'Taking One For The Team."
Should we assume that the professor did not, in fact, go home, sit in a hot bath, and open a couple of veins?
I'm glad Patton Oswald got an apology...though I'm not sure what wrong was done to him.
How much planning do you really want? Look at FlashForward. They literally had 6 seasons planned out...no joke...and look where that got them. Canceled. I have a feeling if Lost had the entire series planned out from the beginning, we'd have the same FF type problems; dragging the overarching plot-line along, with no regard to character development. The mentality of "we have a destination we need to get this show to, and we don't care how it gets there" would have seen Lost canceled after season 3. I agree there were mistakes made with characters, but at least you cared about the main ones (minus Kate). Even if the show was never all about the characters (people have been saying that on AV Club all day, and they are just straight up wrong) it was never all about the mystery, and if the only reason you watched Lost was for that...well...sorry. I feel like this response started out well, rambled, became disjointed, and then pulled it together at the end. Oh wait (!!)...
"fuck fun shit, like jumping up and down, and riding on bikes. you know, stuff 6 year olds like, so buy them ICP albums and shit." i swear, i could be the 'don draper' of psychopathic records.
Breaking Real Thing That Actually Happened: Heidi Montag ever-so-subtly-but-not-subtly-at-all asks Micheal Bay to cast her in the next transformers movie (via AV Club, via Twitter): "Michael Bay I love your work! I know what a artistic brilliant genius you are! Cast me in the next Transformers." Flattery will get you...[barf]
Did the makeup department not show up the day they shot the SMDS promo, because Nicole Sullivan looks like a methhead...which is also totally possible.
Yep, and it's right in front of the one that says: "When I saw the e-trade baby commercial, I knew there was no longer a need to complete our Lindsay Lohan Bio-Pic."
I was thinking more "Urban Legends: Final Cut" meets...oh idk..."Ice Angel"? Except with less resurrection, even though that would totally take this movie to next level status.
Ever consider a position as a BP spokesman?
Well, it is CBS. When was the last time they had a "comedy" that didn't have a laugh track?
I'm glad they made a point to mention her age in the press release. It's like "hey horny teenagers, remember, she is still young and hot, she has plenty more time to make terrible movies where she wears few clothes and/or is a bi-sexual vampire."
Guys, why are we still worrying about this oil spill thing? My boyfriend, Rush Limbaugh, said nature will take care of it. He's basically the best oil spill scientist out there, total nerd. We're getting married.