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Well it looks like I just barely missed out on making Monsters Ball by just a few votes, but I'm still happy because I think I'm very close to finally figuring out what TWSS stands for, and that esoteric knowledge is actually the TRUE Gummalo merit badge. There was a barbecue at work the other day and I overheard the following conversation between two friendly female coworkers: "Tina wants several sausages." "Three weiners sounds satisfactory." "This weiner seems stuck." "Try wiping special sauce." "That was so slimy." So it means one of those, right? But which one? This is too hard for me. I need someone to give me a hand with this. Be straightforward and point it out for me.
+32 | 4/30/10 5:58 PM
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+33 | 4/30/10 5:41 PM
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"Sure he converted our garage into a faux dungeon where he spends most of his free time, but there's plenty of street parking around here and it makes him happy and that's what really matters. Plus, it's not like these pig carcasses are going to waste, although I do kind of regret that we can never have our Jewish friends over for dinner..." - you
+10 | 4/30/10 5:12 PM
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I'm only 14 seconds in, and they just said "There's nothing awkward or clumsy about this awesome sword." I just needed to take a break and type that, because I can tell this is going to be the greatest video on the internet, and I need to prepare myself. Alright! I'm diving in!
+22 | 4/30/10 4:57 PM
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Yeah, but did you see French Horn Rat's latest video? Total Lady Gaga ripoff. Little Tikes Piano Ferret has way more street cred: http://i43.tinypic.com/2pqopjb.gif
+25 | 4/30/10 4:49 PM
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Definitely the Hot Cats Sauna guy! http://i40.tinypic.com/2vjrl7c.gif This is his tryout video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72eZ3v_zrjI
+29 | 4/30/10 4:25 PM
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Yes, we should all keep in mind that Ke$ha also reads Videogum, because what else would someone do throughout the entire day? So in the future let's not be so hasty to call her some kind of garbage monster lest we hurt her human-being feelings.
+4 | 4/30/10 3:25 PM
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Well this is only a rumor that I heard from someone around here, but apparently a certain Topher Grace believes they improve the mood.
+3 | 4/30/10 2:39 PM
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So this is the kind of stuff that happens when you live in a place that has no sunlight for 80% of the year... All of this guy's (nearly 700!) videos are amazing. Like the one where he angrily plays drums with a pair of icicles: http://i40.tinypic.com/2vjrl7c.gif Has anyone been watching the new show Adventure Time on Cartoon Network? I know we're all supposed to be senior citizens here and not watch cartoons, but it's seriously one of the best-written shows on TV right now. Anyway, my point is that this guy is EXACTLY the real life version of the Ice King: http://i40.tinypic.com/uy0c9.png
+20 | 4/29/10 3:41 PM
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I like how they had to have a flashback of his face being branded in the trailer, because presumably audiences don't have the attention span to remember what happened one entire minute earlier.
+29 | 4/29/10 3:07 PM
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"he can’t quite pull it off because he’s just so excited" That's what Raymond's Mother said. I bet Raymond is as embarrassed as my daughter!
+4 | 4/28/10 5:27 PM
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Hey does everyone remember when Tim and Eric did those fake promotions for Shrek the Third? HAHA those guys are so weird, right? There's no way actual Shrek promotions would be as weird as those guys!
+4 | 4/28/10 5:08 PM
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"Paramount has extended its business with Mattel" Extended! Paramount was already in business with Mattel to make a movie based on Max Steel, which is an action figure that is obviously very popular and that all of us have heard of. So of course that's a guaranteed blockbuster so why even wait and see before greenlighting another movie based on a Mattel toy? You're already falling behind Universal, who have a deal with Hasbro to produce movie adaptations of Monopoly, Battleship, Candyland, Where's Waldo, and Stretch Armstrong. Yes, Stretch Armstrong! Starring Taylor Lautner! None of what I have written is a joke!
+8 | 4/28/10 4:45 PM
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Michael Cera Photobombing A Nazi Family http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7951/michaelceraphotobombing.jpg
+129 | 4/27/10 5:58 PM
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I thought that was the joke in the first place, but I guess some jokes need to be explained (in English, of course)
+15 | 4/27/10 5:33 PM
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I think what he actually said was "dozé tiiyű," which means "vote for me" in the Chuvash language.
+30 | 4/27/10 5:23 PM
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Another question we can ask is which young child actress of today will portray Gwyneth Paltrow in the sequel to Mommie Dearest, based on the future tell-all memoir of Banana Hamilton Paltrow-Martin? NO WIRE LORRIES!
+19 | 4/27/10 3:50 PM
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+8 | 4/27/10 3:44 PM
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+19 | 4/24/10 2:27 AM
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So here's an off topic thing to discuss. I somehow discovered (and don't ask me how or why) that one of the things that is going on in the twitters right now is that Danny DeVito has been posting a bunch of pictures of his hideous troll feet in various situations for some reason. For example, here is Danny DeVito sticking his troll foot into Notsewfast's face: http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/4781/scaledphptn0server694fi.jpg Why do you think he would do that, Notsewfast? And how does that make you feel?
+47 | 4/23/10 5:59 PM
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Boob Dylan won all the Grammys that Bob Dylan deserved.
+9 | 4/23/10 5:15 PM
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Only when he takes them out of his wallet.
+8 | 4/23/10 4:07 PM
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If you squint, it kinda looks like the Arabic script tattoos say "twilight sucks"
+23 | 4/23/10 3:38 PM
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That's funny, because remember when Scott Baio complained about this? http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/6122/500xbaiocanada0420.jpg I looked up the ISBN and it turned out to be a book of over 600 Disney Princess stickers: http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/5956/crownjewels.jpg
+10 | 4/23/10 3:30 PM
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"I heard you were very into roses! I'm gonna build you a greenhouse!" - Megan Fox admirer http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8483/meganfoxfan.jpg
+58 | 4/23/10 3:01 PM
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First Scott Baio had to find a new picture of a non-animal-owner for his wallet since Gabe adopted Birdie, and now this! What a rough week!
+11 | 4/22/10 6:16 PM
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Wow, this is my second groupthink of the day. I'm being assimilated into the Borg!
+6 | 4/22/10 4:47 PM
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Looks like someone's just j-e-a-l-o-u-s because he's too old to get on Well Known TV Show.
+36 | 4/22/10 4:42 PM
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Or how about 100 Seconds with two babes (Notsewfast and the talking E-Trade baby)?
+19 | 4/22/10 4:08 PM
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LIAR!
+10 | 4/22/10 4:02 PM
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I'm both surprised and ashamed whenever people actually know that Papa Roach is from my hometown.
+10 | 4/22/10 3:53 PM
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Stephen Baldwin could restore himself if only he would just Cut Away.
+4 | 4/22/10 3:14 PM
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This stuff never happens to me because I make sure to be extra careful whenever my vision goes black and white.
+60 | 4/22/10 3:06 PM
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And if you threw a partaaayyyy And invited everyone you knew-ooo-oooo You would see the biggest poop would be from me and the note attached would say “This note is underneath my poop”
+8 | 4/22/10 1:39 AM
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HAHA! You pooped your pants again GRANDPA!
+2 | 4/21/10 1:01 AM
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"Caption it, why don’t you?! But, please don’t be gross." - Gabe Delahaye's tombstone 1872-2012
+74 | 4/20/10 5:49 PM
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"So are you saying this was made WITH feet or made OUT OF feet? What, both?"
+9 | 4/20/10 5:46 PM
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Kids these days and their Photoshop... In Gabe's day they would just set up four cardboard cutouts painted in the likeness of the actors and take a mimeograph for the praxinoscope poster.
+23 | 4/20/10 4:27 PM
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I, for one, appreciate when movie titles and posters are straightforward and honest about the contents of the actual movie. I went to see The Room due to my interest in interior design, but boy was I in for a surprise.
+33 | 4/20/10 4:13 PM
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I thought the teen therapist sketch was pretty funny just because I kept imagining that old guy was Gabe. It was a good episode that felt like it was tailor made for Videogum monsters, but Ke$ha herself actually had the funniest line of the night.
+2 | 4/20/10 2:57 PM
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