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How about everybody read a god damn book for once? In lieu of that, Twin Peaks, y'numbskuhs.
+5 | 7/16/09 9:16 PM
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Um, where's the rest of my comment, Jeff Fahey? I continued to say, "You should ask your mom if I can sleep over, tonight." But now it's just ruined.
+5 | 7/16/09 1:05 PM
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LOLZ-brand candy bars! I also used "laff" multiple times in my review of the premier. Ask your mom if I can sleep over tonight.
-2 | 7/16/09 1:01 PM
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I'm sick of these one-dimensional transvestites.
+46 | 7/15/09 4:42 PM
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B-boy makin' with the freak-freak.
+8 | 7/10/09 3:17 PM
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Ten bucks says that motherfucker pops out of the casket at the last minute and kills a rendition of P.Y.T.
+48 | 7/7/09 4:07 PM
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Is that Sam Rockwell with the glasses? How're you fixed for wheels?
+1 | 6/30/09 4:09 PM
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I'm just now getting around to reading this post because when I first saw it, I was like FUCK THAT VERBOSITY. I'll admit that I didn't even read all of it just now, but I read most. And I read the last paragraph. I must say, I've been wondering what the toll is for writing like you do, Gabe. You don't hate everything, obviously. But you do hate everything. You "hate" -- wink, wink, lots of love -- everything. It's a precarious precipice you've placed yourself. I fear with Lindsay no longer around, you'll become like a kind of pithy Lawnmower Man blogger of infinite regress. Read some Rilke!
+3 | 6/29/09 3:25 PM
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EXACTLY.
+2 | 6/23/09 11:00 PM
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A cardboard box isn't a person.
+19 | 6/23/09 8:35 PM
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BOLIVIA NEEDS TO GO BACK!!!... to journalism school.
+7 | 6/23/09 4:07 PM
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I'm having a hard time processing the visual narrative, here. Especially molestation = rainbow vortex.
+12 | 6/23/09 2:36 PM
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Just think if that fruit chick from True Blood was at one of these Peanuts dance parties. Oh, man, my dick is vibrating into a dog just thinking about it!
+4 | 6/23/09 2:22 PM
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Is that Billy from Battlestar Galactica that Stephen's talking to at the beginning? It probably was.
+8 | 6/19/09 9:06 PM
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Hey, is the movie being marketed directly at us? Because I wasn't sure if it was being marketed directly at us since pictures of Zohi Dayshantel are plastered all over everything.
+2 | 6/19/09 1:03 PM
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Wait a minute. The president is BLACK in this movie? Well, now I've seen it all.
+29 | 6/19/09 12:57 PM
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Not really apropos of this post but WHAAAAAAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE 500 DAYS OF SUMMER BACKGROUND? Videogum? More like I-understand-we're-in-a-recession-and-you-need-to-sell-ad-space-but-Jesus-fucking-Christ-this-page-is-now-scorching-my-god-damn-retinas-gum.
+5 | 6/19/09 1:43 AM
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You ever have sex on catnip? Amazing.
+4 | 6/17/09 10:03 PM
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As a cop, I always suspect harpoon attacks.
+5 | 6/11/09 1:05 AM
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Wait, who's my boyfriend? The entire news team? Or the cross dresser? Or the brick-and-mortar Channel 7 News building? Or the broadcast company that owns Channel 7? Or the electromagnetic waves Channel 7 News travels? All of these things? I just need to know whom I'm giving a BJ tonight.
+19 | 6/10/09 1:23 PM
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Fake. Bret Michaels died 10 years ago.
+7 | 6/8/09 8:47 PM
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All this time we thought we were teaching Incestuous White Tiger, it turns out he was teaching us.
+19 | 6/8/09 2:59 PM
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Broken bones FOR THE REST OF YOUR PITIFUL LIFE.
+9 | 6/8/09 2:51 PM
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Too late, Bill. David's now an emotionally shattered 36-year-old busker on the streets of Baltimore.
+20 | 6/8/09 12:48 PM
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The only thing worse than The Lonely Island is a The Lonely Island imitation.
+13 | 6/2/09 2:48 PM
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Also, what's this about a sequel? I mean, let sleeping terrible-funny movies lie, right? If this does indeed happen, someone needs to convey to Tommy the importance of making the sequal with as much earnestness as the first. I have this vision of The Room 2 that tries to be intentionally unintentionally funny, and friends, that shit ain't funny at all.
+6 | 5/29/09 1:28 PM
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Do have HAVE to be white to see The Room? In all the video/pictures I've seen about this movie, every single person at the theater is white. TEAR DOWN THESE WALLS, THE ROOM: THE MOVIE!!!
+9 | 5/29/09 1:18 PM
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What the fuck is Terminator?
0 | 5/27/09 8:37 PM
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You mean "fuck".
+16 | 5/27/09 5:25 PM
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Shit. Runaway itallics. It's a mistake like this that makes me want to severely beat my girlfriend.
+35 | 5/27/09 1:31 PM
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Wait, the new album has everything on it? Literally everything?!? Misogyny aside, I don't see how we can all pass on this truly amazing album. Also... DOUCHE CHILL!
+10 | 5/27/09 1:27 PM
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Fake. Blowjobs weren't invented until 1993.
+30 | 5/26/09 4:53 PM
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Still.
-1 | 5/21/09 9:44 PM
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Still haven't seen it.
-1 | 5/20/09 6:05 PM
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The correct line is just, "Walker told me I have AIDS." There is no "Dad" involved. MARK IT ZERO!
+3 | 5/19/09 7:56 PM
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They're all in purgatory.
+9 | 5/19/09 4:11 PM
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Do you think Annie does the vacant stare during sex. If so, terrifying. If by "terrifying" you mean "yes, please."
+1 | 5/19/09 4:06 PM
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This is so Raven.
+24 | 5/19/09 2:56 PM
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Why not cast a mop and bucket as Frank? Why not be inanimate-object-blind? BREAK THE CYCLE.
+21 | 5/19/09 2:51 PM
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No, Lindsay. People tend not to look too closely when it comes to their anthem songs. Think "Rockin' in the Free World" and all those YouTube videos featuring American tanks and service members kicking ass set to the Team America: World Police theme.
+1 | 5/19/09 2:48 PM
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