You Beautiful Blyat

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Mikey Nels is gonna sport the Loaded shirt over a Goat Semen tee
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September 16, 2019 on Supreme Announces The Velvet Underground Collection
Andy Warhol definitely would approve of separating hypebeasts from their money
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September 16, 2019 on Supreme Announces The Velvet Underground Collection
Ventura is a Sunday afternoon cruise down PCH in a '65 Galaxie with a six-corpse trunk, so of course Paak is gonna turn anything he touches into a slinky soul-jazz odyssey.
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September 16, 2019 on Watch Anderson .Paak Turn Lil Nas X’s “Old Town Road” Into A Mellow Soul-Jazz Odyssey
If anyone's interested here's my ad: https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tix/d/los-angeles-mountain-goats-belasco-14/6966180894.html
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September 13, 2019 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Don't you have some spiders to fuck?
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September 13, 2019 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
(I do exquisite corpses in meetings when I'm bored.)
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September 13, 2019 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Sequoyah Murray. Look, I'm a sucker for fellow bass-baritones, but this dude's voice is rich and he's working a really fertile darkwave vein. Reminds me of a cross between serpentwithfeet and Austra. This ought to be a lot of folks' bag.
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September 13, 2019 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Billy the Kid Congo Powers of Ten Summoner's Tales from Topographic Oceans Apart from That How Was the Play Mrs. Lincoln Continental Breakfast in America the Beautiful Loser Baby So Why Don't You Kill Me Softly as in a Morning Sunrise Sunset Park Avenue of the Stars on 45
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September 13, 2019 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Anyone in SoCal need a ticket to the Mountain Goats tomorrow? I've got an extra one. Obviously I'm going to shout along like an idiot to all the songs I know, and probably still enjoy but be considerably less effusive about all the Panasonic-era stuff that I don't.
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September 13, 2019 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues Explosion, or Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues Traveler? I went back and forth on that one for a solid minute, and while I went with the former I almost wish I had gone with the latter.
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September 13, 2019 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Was Men I Trust on Spotty? It wasn't last night even after 9 Pacific, which is annoying. I have no money so I can't see either Black Mountain or Turnover in November, and I has a sad.
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September 13, 2019 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Also, I would like to thank C. DeVille for setting me up for #2 with his framing of Post Malone as the new Red Hot Chili Peppers, except without Flea and Frusciante to provide actually interesting musical content.
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September 13, 2019 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
I testified in front of a grand jury this week re: the Costco shooting back in June. I can't say shit about what I told the jury because you aren't allowed to--ever, unless a judge rules that grand jury proceedings can be unsealed--but it suffices to say that I'm not gonna be done with this shit for a while, sadly. It's fucking hot, because September in SoCal always is. Here, have a September song from an English band that sounds like a foggy/rainy day in the Midlands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x-xlyfsUsg
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September 13, 2019 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
https://www.twincities.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/princebuttsuit.jpg (Prince's butt was...so flat!)
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September 13, 2019 on Wiz Khalifa Cast As Death In Apple’s Emily Dickinson Series Starring Hailee Steinfeld
Nope, born in '79 or '80. https://observer.com/2014/07/tweenage-dirtbag-how-tween-hobo-alena-smith-turned-her-twitter-account-into-a-career/ On the other hand, she's also a Film Industry Creative™.
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September 13, 2019 on Wiz Khalifa Cast As Death In Apple’s Emily Dickinson Series Starring Hailee Steinfeld
Well, at least Fantano is dressed like a big fat baby on the cover, like he should be.
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September 13, 2019 on Open Mike Eagle – “The Edge Of New Clothes”
As for the others, I think this is Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues Explosion's last show before their bass player gets deported, and Kombucha Drunk really need to get their shit together a little more before they think about playing out.
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September 13, 2019 on Joanna Newsom Cancels All Los Angeles Shows
Elemental Fuckstomp are of course the best one and deserve that headline spot, but Giardia DeLaurentiis really could go places if their drummer could just stop huffing solvents.
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September 13, 2019 on Joanna Newsom Cancels All Los Angeles Shows
I think Joanna's a bit big to be playing American Legion halls anymore, don't you?
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September 13, 2019 on Joanna Newsom Cancels All Los Angeles Shows
https://images.genius.com/bc20badd47d7f3651a49d7288e1930d8.1000x1000x1.jpg
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September 13, 2019 on Wow This Is Terrible
https://www.memesmonkey.com/images/memesmonkey/60/600e24d73a9494e1fdba031e95504fdc.jpeg
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September 13, 2019 on Wow This Is Terrible