you beautiful bastard.

you beautiful bastard.

"You are scaring me, Citizen Mattress!"

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the name "Jensen McRae" is up there with "Taysom Hill" in the max difficulty bracket of questions in "Black or Mormon?"
Was it on the original #fingersinthebootyassbitch thread? I'm not sure I want to go into that post while on my work VPN.
Five years ago LeMon posted this meme-GIF from the part of the "Lazarus" video where Bowie says "I was looking for your ass." I haven't been able to find it since, and that makes me very sad.
Imma write a song about waiting in line to get my butthole swabbed to test me for COVID https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/27/china-starts-using-anal-swabs-test-covid-high-infection-areas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hvqGqYN4Aw I don't think that clip has the coda but it's basically the closest you'll ever get to King Crimson doing doom metal
All in favor of Bradford Cox doing an album of classic crossover thrash, please manifest by the usual sign
...so they all require the presence of a social worker to visit their kids, then?
You'll be my cult leader and I'll be your, uh, Cookie Monster vocalist
This is the type of song that makes me want to chokeslam the next person I see in CVS with no mask on. Once a month clearly isn't enough for Tom to bleed off all his pent-up aggression. Question: when hardcore shows return, will we still get these nuggets of rococo ultraviolence from him?
This is neither a Charli XCX nor a King Crimson cover, WTF inappropriate
It's well constructed stuff but the replay value is minimal. What the hell is it with Jello Belters and glam rock? It's like if you're a Mormon dude from the I-15 corridor and you leave, you feel an irresistible urge to become Freddie Mercury, or at least Elton John. (Jim Adkins' failure to go glam is attributable to Mesa, AZ being far enough off-axis to resist the siren call of sequins and eyeliner.)
Brother of...Lore https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/1/1c/Lore%2C_2370.jpg
get this man a Sprite, extra saltpeter
I hope they use Ted Leo's "Me and Mia" extensively on the show so Ted can get a new kitchen
The theme song to that one will be "As Many Candles as Possible"
Odd, she's always seemed a little more thirsty to me