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Hey I just wanted to say happy birthday and thanks for letting me be the new Spider-Man.
Isn't that the one where the formerly affluent white girl learns to dance hip-hop from a non-threatening light skinned black guy, after she moved to the poor neighborhood?
I was actually looking at the preview and thinking this might actually be good(at least popcorn good) despite what the internet has been saying, that was until I saw "In 3D" and then knew it must be crap. I guess I will just rewatch Bipolar Mall Cop again instead.
I spent over a week trying to do this but I can't get pass the chorus because OPP doesn't match with with BP so I will soon provide just the chorus, that I don't like much, plus maybe a little extra but possibly just a chorus. By the way it took my friend a week to strip the lyrics, but that was because he was busy producing his own shit. I don't like what I ended up with but I promised something so I have to eventually show my crap eventually. Sorry for being so cocky Steve and all my fellow monsters, but I am no Weird Al.
I am going to be there but I am going to be late. My Celtics try and clinch Game 2 after their sad performance on Thursday, so I will be there somewhere after the middle with the East Coast monsters and start from the beginning with my West Coast monsters. By the way if you are not on the East Coast and don't want to wait COX is showing it live on VH1 HD.
I never said you hated her, I just thought your comparison of her to Jay Leno meant you thought she wasn't funny and funny is nothing but an opinion. I find her funny you may not. I don't know but from your Jay Leno comparison I thought you might find her not funny because(I may be wrong about this so correct me if I am) none of the Videogum monsters find Jay Leno funny. So by comparing her to the over consumed by useless(sorry "classic") cars individual that destroyed a much funnier man for our generation(even Gabe's old ass generation) chance of taking over the Tonight show, you have almost devalued the insult that is being compared to Jay Leno. I am also sorry you were downvoted for you explanation. I upvoted you back to even and I hope no one else downvotes you because you tried to explain the pain much of us felt with the transition from Tech TV to G4. I got over it and love G4. By the way Sarah Lane was on Attack of the Show's 1000th episode.
Sorry for the long post but for some reason whenever I am drunk I post "should be downsized" comments on videogum. It may seem like an alcoholic move(since I am posting at 10:15ET) but I live in Vegas and we are a 24 hour drinking community. I hate visiting friends in Cali because I am used to leaving the house between 11 and midnight but in Cali if you do that you end up showing up at nearly last call, and don't get me started on New Mexico. Midnight no alcohol? Really?
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Also our economy is in the shit right now so if you have the money and want a vacation please come to Vegas. If you don't have the money, please don't come to Vegas because we(by we I mean our casinos) will take your money and won't give it back. Be prepared to lose money but we are way funnier than Atlantic City and Indian Casinos.
Sorry about the advertising but we have 13% unemployment right now. The next GumBowl should be in Vegas. We have a buttload of bowling alleys. Some even allow nudity.
You might not find Olivia Munn funny but comparing her to Jay Leno is just mean. You should reserve the comparison to Jay Leno to only those that deserve it. The more you use it the less power it will have. Eventually people will start throwing around the name Jay Leno just like political activists throw around the name Hitler. We must protect the shame that comes from being compared to Jay Leno.
Also I miss Sarah Lane on TV as well.
I am a fan of Olivia Munn but I have yet to see her do well in something scripted outside of Attack of the Show or other G4 programs(yet to see Iron Man 2 and her NBC sitcom). She seemed stiff and scared on last night's Daily Show just like she did when she started out on Attack of the Show and she eventually became comfortable and funny(in my opinion, I am sorry internet that I don't agree with all of you. please don't banish me). I think this might be a good fit for her eventually but she needs to loosen up first. Maybe allow her to do something that doesn't involve four of the five best correspondents on the Daily Show. Also if you are not completely consumed with hatred for her check out the Jimmy Fallon episode with Artie Lange and her on it, it might change your slight hatred into mere contempt or better.
I would do just that but knowing the internet by the time I get around to writing it later tonight and then calling my friend to strip the OPP beat of lyrics and then recording it, there would be already 20 versions before I even got around to filming the video. Still going to try but once it is requested the internet usually provides. Also upvote to you Mr. Steve Winwood. Brilliant idea.
Spoiler alert.
But if you are on Videogum and you didn't watch Lost finale yet, then you have no idea who Jack is and would care about me saying he died.
P.S. I got to go so it will be a while before I can reply to this but, who thought for a few seconds that the Smoke Monster made it out other sideways universe when Jack's dad was not in the coffin?
As soon as Miles plucked the gray hair, I completely hoped he get off the island so I could see your #4 scenario. Oh well I have a great imagination, I will just imagine it on my own just like all the other plot holes in Lost. Overall great ending but as soon as Jack died I started feeling Lost withdrawl.
P.S. Not scared to say I swallowed my tears when Vincent laid next to Jack at the end and I am big boy so no need to feel bad about swallowing or trying to swallow your tears, it is end of an era of TV. Happy Town isn't go to fill the void.
They drive off a cliff and set off a nuclear bomb that causes an alternate universe where the personalities of E and Vince join into one person that is really into denim while Turtle's and Drama's personalities form together into a friend for alt-universe E-Vince, and together they show us "How To Make It In America". Oh and for some reason they are friends with Kid Cudi.
If I knew this would have happened I would have never bought Tik Tok as an ironic party song for my New Years party. I didn't know, I just didn't know. I am so sorry.
If Betty White was 63(she is lying about her age most likely) when SNL started than she is 99 when she hosts it on Saturday. I say we start a facebook group to have someone host SNL that is older than that. Have Gabe Host SNL Facebook Group.
This video makes me so happy that I was a budding teenager with my hand on the remote hoping my parents didn't walk in when Britney Spears was a 17 year old trying to "grow up" without admitting she was a virgin, which in turn makes me sad. No Party in the USA for me today.
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Now just imagine I have photo shop skills and I pasted Gabe's head on Mr. Kotter and my face on Travolta's.
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