Wow. The first (ans so far, only) comment on that article is interesting and fascinating. Maybe even more so than the article.
Salads! What will the crazies in Weirdowood think of next???
Wow. Of course I knew that was going to be completely terrible before listening. But, man, that was so much worse than I ever expected! I'm actually kind of impressed at how terrible it was on every level--sound, look, sentiment. Terrible, terrible, terrible. Give me harmless Rebecca Black any day.
T. Mills, I hope I get to see what you look like when you're 35--with earlobes hanging to your navel and 97 percent of your body completely covered in ink. #wisechoices
#noanimalhomo, but he does sleep closer to me than my wife does. (To be fair, my wife can't curl herself up into the space between my elbow and armpit.)
That cat is awesome! Mostly (only) because he looks just like my man, Toby. Toby is far better, though. Really vocal and demanding but nowhere near as bitey.
Of course, a naysayer might say that Toby simply isn't bright enough to figure out that the arm needs to be bitten and dragged to where its services are desired.
To that, I say, "Shut up!!!! Toby is smart!!!!! He is the best!!!!!"
True story: I was a teenage magician. Yup. Did little kid birthday parties and everything. Then, the summer before my sophomore year, I lost a lot of weight and decided that if I ever wanted girls to like me, the magic had to go. Without hesitation, I packed up all of those hollowed out coins, folding coins, trick decks, and other magic accoutrement into a big box. They are still sitting there in that big box in my parents basement. #confessiongum #memorygum #nowimsadgum
The plus side? I can still roll a quarter through my fingers like nobody's business. I do so often, when I'm bored and have a quarter. Jealous?
I don't know because I haven't shot a lot of guns, but is it really that boring? I would think they'd be more excited and enthusiastic about it? Some of those guys could barely be bothered enough to lift their arms up while they fired.
"Seriously, if you look up “amusement park caricature of a child sex pervert” there is a drawing of Chris Hansen holding up a drawing of Stanley Tucci in The Lovely Bones."
That line cracked me up. And I would love to see that drawing.
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