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can someone explain where the handjob joke came from? I think I was off the internet that day.
I look forward to funding the sequel, 2 Gabe 2 Max, Blade's Edge of Reason
Friends you have to type it like this: )) & lt ; > (( minus all the spaces
I love that this was so big of an issue that it had to be fixed and announced. We are a strange family...
Maybe you should just relax?
Can we get Lindsay a job now?
I don't know about you, but I could use a microwave.
I agree; what is there to say? You can't go in with any expectations about the acting or the plot. Now it's mostly about the director and what the screenwriter chose to include from the (admittedly, very long) book. Personally, I thought it was too short and sped through a lot of the major points the story, but also I am a nerd and would gladly watch Harry Potter for a few hours on a Sunday instead of doing my laundry. I liked it.
Prostitot is a great word.
I think the point was that twilight = poop and harry potter = ass, right? I am only Assistant Professor Metaphors, but I think I get the idea.
I am doing very well, thank you! We should share a lunch table, An American Patriot. E-lunch, during our break from TV summer school.
I know, especially now that nothing is on I am clinging to the last episodes of Kings. It's sad really...
Is it me or are all the regulars being a bit snippy today? I don't want to fall backwards into any of you!
Yeah, she "balloons" to 130 or so. Such a fattie.
Are you ready for the truth? I don't think you are. I would wait.
You seriously don't know who they are? I am not old and that makes me feel old. For the youngins - Gene Hackman played Royal in the Royal Tennebaums and Kathleen Turner played Chandler's dad in Friends. They're also extremely accomplished actors, but whatever, right? Family Guy doesn't care. Also maybe I am too young to get it, but was there ever a joke about Gene Hackman being gay or is Seth MacFarlane really that lazy?
Ok that was legitimately terrifying.
I didn't watch this. I was too busy having a margarita made in my mouth.
My favorite was the woman that released a dove for each not guilty verdict at his trial. Amazing.
One of them - no joke- was "RIP. I hope you are moonwalking with God."
I thought Eagle Eye was lazy, but it was entertaining enough.
Someone PLEASE call him for a spiritual reading. "I offer you a new means of looking at your present and future while respecting your participation in an ever occurring Universe in which you are a participant, thereby creating your own moments, now and tomorrow, open to any and all possibilities, limited only by your thinking, empowered by your faith and gratitude. "
"I just don't like a-holes."
It's fucking out! Right? Sorry, someone had to make that lazy joke.
your icon :( I love it and it makes me sad.
Get drunk tonight. And know that we will be reading Videogum on Monday going, why does this all seem like Gabe, where is Lindsay? And we will be sad all over again. You will be missed.
I just saw The Proposal instead, and not so ironically. I went in with zero expectations and it was actually pretty funny. Also, Betty White!
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Danielle's kids are pretty well adjusted, but they are going to have some major trust issues. Even in the less than five minute talk she had with them about steve, they rattled off three or four other names of boyfriends that promised to be involved in their lives. Sadness.