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Walt looks like he wouldn't even need a fake ID.
(Waits for the floodgates of Hugh Jackman pees his pants jokes) But look at those veins on his guns!! He'd make a great heroin addict.
It sounded like an infomercial. I was just waiting for him to say, "But if you call in the next 10 minutes we'll send you an extra snuggle blanket absoultely free."
Nevermind that she's someone who I've always hated, but Christ she's ugly. I'm sorry, but this selfish cunt is hard to look at for more than 5 milliseconds.
He was robbed. Let it go.
And are we suppose to feel surprised over this?
If you watch the Last Temptation of Christ backwards, Jesus selfishly gets down form the cross and destroys modern Christianity by never inventing it.
Bill Mahr's blazer looks like a car seat.
Seriously though, we can fucking move on with the whole Hugh Jackman peed his pants thing can't we? No? Oh right, it's videogum (gabe). Silly me
The Reader has only 69 facebook fans? lulz
I thought for sure that Carla was doomed for making a non-alcoholic cocktail in fucking New Orleans.
Oh, and maybe Ben is all bloody and shit because he tried to kill Penny? Since he told Whitmore that he would kill his daughter?
I just want to know what the fuck was up with Jin at the end.
Epic Fail Nerds don't use condoms.
Is not scoring the role of Robin in Batman Forever really an opportunity missed?
It's the New York Post man. Are you expecting them to acknowledge the difference between what is allowed and what is right? They shouldn't be priting this shit, but that's how the Post sells.
(Theme Music for Kanye's Game) Penis Walks God show me the way cause them pussies trying to break me down Penis Walks (with me with me with me) The only thing I pray is that my dick don't fail me now. I want to to get it hard but I'm afraid because it's been so long. So long.
Would have been better if it was called 'Still Waiting 2'
And what do you know of llama's?
Wait...so how does this movie explain the fact that S1mone has to work with other actors, who obviously have never met her before? Are we to assume that Pacino creates other digitized actors along with writing her a pop album and press releases?
It's not racist, it's Japanese. Now that's racist!
Sarah Mclachlan? Is that you?
Makes Little Debbie look like a pile of puke.
I suspect that this cements Diablo Codi as one of Stereogum's/Videogum's place on the end of the year worst people list. I hope anyway.
That's one hell of an assumption to try and justify his purpose for a two minute sneak preview.
Right. It's of no fucking cinematic interest that this French guy is their suspenful selling point. We know what happens to him, but even more importantly, we've never fucking seen him before so why the hell should I care enough about him to feel thrilled?! Come now Lost writers. You're better than that.
Wow...talk about falling for the oldest one in the Stereogum book. Jesus
After reading this post my thoughts arrive like butterflies.
Apologies. This has been mentioned by other insightful post cronies. But seriously, could we nominate fucking City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold?
This movie may have one of the worst lines ever delivered near its end. "Where did they go? Space?" "No. Space between spaces."