This is OT, but I get so excited about haikus. I started a Haiku About Orlando Jones page on Facebook that caused Orlando Jones to defriend me, which is pretty flattering. I was kind of just hoping that he would actually ask me to quit (or have his lawyer do it) because I had this haiku waiting:
Cease? If you insist
But know that my love for you
Will never desist
YES. I want to watch this so hard. I have a very unhealthy amusement about these awful VH1 shows, to the point that I auditioned for Real Chance of Love (but then backed out of going farther when I realized how difficult it would be to try to be on the show ironically. I think the promise of a nickname had a lot to do with it also, I've always wanted one but all the assholes I date insist on calling me by my actual name like I'm a person, so boring.).
Oh god, I totally just did this (but to a much lesser monetary extent because I am only amateur-league ballin' over here). I won't be able to take more than a couple days in a row off, and my boyfriend can't really take time off at all or else old people don't get to their doctors and I was bummed we can't go camping with some friends (which would require dogsitting arrangements anyway) so I bought myself some presents. Now I feel like a tool :(. But a tool with presents, so yay! I can't help it, I just love presents.
Thank you! I agree with this and with what Kelly said about it being like we're all vindicated pedophiles. Everywhere I see this story it's presented with an attitude of "That's what you get, motherfucker!"
I mean, cheating on your spouse is wrong (if he was cheating, I'm not in their business, maybe Chris Hansen and his wife have an open marriage?), but it's a jerkish level of wrongness on a whole different level than RAPING A CHILD FFS.
Oh yikes, I would actually watch that for the following reasons:
-I like to look at both James Franco and Cillian Murphy
-I imagine there would be a subtle homoerotic subtext (or I would pretend there was)
-I get high, so I watch a lot of stupid things
He's an alright commentator, but I don't really care for him even then. He rubs me the wrong way so bad that typing the words "he rubs me" when talking about Joe Rogan just made me dry heave. Though in the interest of full disclosure, when I'm watching UFC I care less about the comments and more about the fightin' and the occasional sexy dude in tiny shorts (Anderson Silva is cordially invited to all my makeout parties).
I object! (see what I did there? Because you said he was unobjectionable, but I disagree so I object) Joe Rogan does not have a "good speaking voice" He always sounds like he just woke up too early in the morning after drinking whiskey and yelling at strippers or something. He's one of those people who make me feel like I have to clear my throat when I hear them talk. Clear my throat and then punch them in the larynx.
"Some appear genuinely angry, and director Steve Bannon cuts to news footage twice in the film of Palin being hung in effigy.
“This is the first that I’ve seen much of that. It kind of takes you back,”"
I'm assuming she meant she was taken aback, not nostalgic, which is what I think when someone uses the phrase "takes me back"
You don't know how hard I tried to do that! I don't have Photoshop though, just MS Paint. I couldn't find an angle that was working. I made you this instead:
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c276/rusty_photo/Capture-1.jpg
Dear William,
Congratulations on your marriage! The ceremony was beautiful, and we hope you're enjoying your honeymoon!
Love,
Newsweek
PS- Just wanted to remind you your mom's dead!
Whoa, someone's got a bright future at SyFy!
I really expected to only watch maybe 2 minutes of this, but I watched all 11 because it was so entertaining. That's pretty remarkable considering my usual attention span for youtube videos.
This is kind of awesome, but it also fills me with a vague dread and I don't know why. I just got very anxious looking at that foam inflate, get chopped, and float away. Just seems kind of ominous somehow.
Okay, I'm pretty sure I'm going to start saying "Get ready to change your status update to DEAD!" as if it were an actual catchphrase now (in dramatic movie trailer voice of course). So thank you for that, Frank Lloyd Wrong.
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