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and you can run and tell that.
+33 | 10/12/10 5:05 PM
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Insleption
+12 | 10/6/10 6:39 PM
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sleepcrets
+7 | 10/6/10 6:29 PM
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For some reason the Anthony Crispino Second-Hand News bit on weekend update always killed me: "apparently these Muslamic guys, they want to show that Jim Carrey movie The Mask at ground zero."
+9 | 10/4/10 11:09 AM
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"Thanks?" - people still without heathcare, gays, and immigrants who are discriminated against.
+22 | 10/1/10 10:38 AM
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"Its not racist, its edgy."
+11 | 9/24/10 1:31 PM
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Gabe, this show can't be racist because there are Indian actors in it. ~ Racist people everywhere
+48 | 9/24/10 1:18 PM
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Accio Emma Watson!...to the date I want to go on with you.
+21 | 9/23/10 2:55 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together. ~ Kent Brockman
+10 | 9/22/10 3:38 PM
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May I also say without any hint of hyperbole that this is the greatest thread in the history of not just Videogum, but the entire internet.
+20 | 9/22/10 2:47 PM
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"I don't know what phallocentric means, but no girls!" - Mr. Burns Bart: Hello, Mr. ...Kurns. I bad want...money now. Me sick. Homer: Ooh, he card read good.
+15 | 9/22/10 2:46 PM
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"Wow. Now I have 4 children. You will be called Stitchface." - Homer to a football
+21 | 9/22/10 2:43 PM
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"We the purple? What the hell was that?" - from Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington "There will be no more mockery of your name Mr. Glasscock." - Skinner "Kent O'Brockman live on Main Street, where today everyone is a little bit Irish, except, of course, for the gays and the Italians."
+16 | 9/22/10 2:36 PM
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No wonder I made out with that guy after I ate a whole bag of Fritos...
+8 | 9/22/10 12:21 PM
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You have my desperation cause I really really want a Lord of the Rings themed travel candle!!!!
+18 | 9/14/10 1:54 PM
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I nominate The Life of David Gale. I'm totally against the death penalty too, but after seeing this movie (in theaters no less) I wanted to strap the writer and director and most of the cast into an electric chair.
+31 | 9/13/10 6:01 PM
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Conan Obrian's Mildly Heartwarming Story Hour, Because While I'm Sad He Got Screwed By One of the Worst People In America and Happy He Got A New Show, The Bottom Line Is He Still Got Millions of Dollars to Wipe Away the Injustice of NBC's Decision And Its Hard To Feel THAT Bad For Him, but Selfishly I'm Happy He's Back On Television
+13 | 9/1/10 12:07 PM
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To be fair, "kill your heroes" is the tagline for the George Lopez Show
+8 | 8/27/10 11:34 AM
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Will this back to school show feature Tony Danza 'co-instructor'?
+2 | 8/26/10 3:49 PM
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Egg?
+10 | 8/25/10 11:34 AM
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Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist was playing at his local theater.
+2 | 8/25/10 11:34 AM
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Hugs not Uggs
+16 | 8/17/10 6:34 PM
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God Gabe, you are such a muggleNoob
+19 | 8/17/10 3:10 PM
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First Cathy, then this guy. I'd say its a banner videogum day for lonely middle aged people everywhere.
+9 | 8/12/10 1:09 PM
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good lord, somebody get me my Sensodyne and non slip bath mat cause this old man needs to clean himself after that shit.
+28 | 8/11/10 2:30 PM
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can we be sure this story isn't a new form of viral marketing for some movie coming out? its almost too perfect in every conceivable way to be true.
+1 | 8/10/10 4:27 PM
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that gay sex scene sucked ~ Jim Carrey
+5 | 8/9/10 12:53 PM
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I was in Deep Blue Sea ~ Shark
+2 | 8/3/10 7:03 PM
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Back and literally to the left...
+5 | 8/3/10 11:10 AM
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The tagline for this movie is "Life is for living"....that's not a joke, its a fact.
+13 | 7/27/10 12:13 PM
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I haven't listened to it yet, but I'm guessing "Country Song" is a typical country song about how hard it is to have a website with shitty food, a rock star husband, shiny oil legs, insufferable insufferableness and yoga tips. You know, normal country music themes.
+8 | 7/27/10 12:09 PM
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White Guy 1: "Do you think this movie will be as racist at Transformers 2?" White Guy 2: "No way! Look, there is one black guy in it, how can it be racist?" Black Guy: "My character can't read, speaks jive and the script has me giving fist bumps to everyone I meet. That last one isn't even a racial stereotype, Michael Bay is just an idiot. Whatever, I'm getting very rich from this movie."
+24 | 7/20/10 6:05 PM
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Roger Ebert's "blathery" opinion: 'This movie is going to suck dick.' (not an actual quote...yet)
+4 | 7/20/10 5:52 PM
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The simple fact is that if Dicaprio had gone to Christopher Nolan and said "I want to play a magician. You know, I want to play like a sorcerer," and had Miles Davis and Walt Disney as "surrealist fathers (of sorts)" then he would be sitting top of the pops this week.
+14 | 7/19/10 11:42 AM
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Seriously, I wasn't aware Monk was still on the air. I guess the Emmy voters are really big fans of the USA network at 2 in the afternoon while they process their soap operas, drink their prune juice and get ready for dinner at Carrows at 3:30. Wait, Gabe did you vote for Monk?
+12 | 7/8/10 11:18 AM
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Honestly, this is the internet gift that keeps on giving. Hungrybear should change his name to BESTbear.
+3 | 7/6/10 5:18 PM
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I realize i may be in the minority here, but I'm of the opinion ANYTIME is a good time to smell like John McClane, even if its 20 years later.
+3 | 7/6/10 2:22 PM
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Awesome quote from Hungrybear himself via the comments: "I was not on any drugs or having any kind of sex".
+47 | 7/6/10 11:41 AM
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Operation Iraqi Dumbo Drop
+8 | 7/1/10 5:45 PM
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(John) Hancock
+12 | 7/1/10 5:42 PM
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