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So is that one single, double, triple, and quadruple cheeseburgers. Actually sir, could you repeat your order please?
Wait. Now I'm at the end of the video and the old man is in the passenger seat. Satan = Jesus, then? mindblown.
Yeah, so according to his lyrics: Old people = Satan?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLRK-XP_GLE
A Bojangles' reference! Glad Zach is staying true to his NC roots. MmmmMm
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Good job this week everyone!
I know. I know. He was my original vgum avatar. Figured I'd roll back for the redesign. Bob's nice once you get to know him, but he needs to stop creeping up on people's beds.
not as scary as the new Karate Kid trailer.
I don't own a car so I'll be christopher walken
Finally got a chance to play o-round in our new jungle gum and gum set and gum bars. love it.
I have a sneaking suspicion that the smoke monster is actually good & will eventually join forces with the Losties. Like when Ogre joined the Nerds.
I was playing hooky today, so I didn't have time to defend my online honor (?). I'll be the hero you're dreaming of. We'll live forever. Knowing together that we. Did it all for the glory of love. Wait. sorry about that. I have Peter Ceteratitis. Anyway, I had a some reasons I why I made this card. 1) I thought of Max's "Save Jericho" iPhone laser stencil comment (which is my favorite comment on this site). I wanted to channel the "no one cares about this cause it's no longer topical. at all." and the randomness that was that comment. I mean seriously. No one cares about STP, except: 2) I wanted a valentines to give to the Haight St kids that live on my block. You guys fight for best comment or editors pick each week, but Gabe basically called me a weirdo. So, I'll always have that! Happy V-day Monsters! Womp. Womp.
Don't vote for Paul Rudd! I talked to him for a good bit a few years ago. It's true. He's super nice and he made fun of me for seeing "The Oh in Ohio" in theaters. He also didn't care that I told him he tastes like a burger.
Cute Overlord
nerd alert: http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.razzies.com/. The funny thing is this version of the site was built in 2007. Also, I found the "schedule of events" on the 1996-98 Razzie site. I like this part: "Sunday, December 29, 1996 -- 4:30pm at Cinerama Dome in Hollywood Madonna in 'EVITA' for $5.00. Cancelled Due to COMPLETE Lack of Interest" (Literally NO ONE wrote, e-mailed or called to request tickets to EVITA...) Gee, could this be a sign?"
I'm totally getting a pair and making them into PaJeanShorts. Being a nevernude never felt so comfortable.
I love their explanation at the beg.
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I'm no female, but I don't think you put a pad 'in' anything., but I did hear that the first TV show to have this product will be V.
~$600 is a lot to pay for a whistling frisbee.
I want to poop back and forth. forever 21.
We've got Bush's Beans
Throw Momma from Thomas the Train
The dishes are done man... not because I used Cascade with Bleach Hydroclean? Action, but because I shot them with a Daisy® Air Rifle.
I really have no words for this show. Worth every penny. etc. etc.
BUT you told me to put Olivia Wilde in my avatar. So I'll try to get back up in the Ball again and we can call it even stephens. or is it even stevens. I never remember.
No. Thank you, but it was nothing really. I mean I just took a screenshot of an email. I was so surprised the cast of Gossip Girl digitally autographed my Netflix email alerting me that Season 2 - Disk 2 is in the mail. CONGRATS 'n' STUFF.
That video clip of the tube being shoved down his throat is the oldest trick in the book!
Should we play god? I mean, like, creating dinosaurs from prehistoric DNA on a remote island? I just, luckily, returned from that god-forsaken island. I have my opinions obviously, but what does the Church say?
My mother recently died of cancer and I promised her that I wouldn't let her die. I feel terrible that I couldn't uphold my promise. I'm only 12 and my father has to care for me now, but he's a busy man. He travels a lot for work. He has to leave me with his brother's family in Maine while he travels for work. Initially I found some joy in these new Maine surroundings and with my cousin Henry and Connie. Henry is my age so we bond immediately; however, Henry slowly begins to do things I'm not like or understand. He drops a dummy on the highway and cause a major wreck. I couldn't tell on him or else he'd hurt me. I prayed, but I'm looking for answers still. Henry then kills a dog with a crossbow. I'm very sad. I start to look at my aunt as a mother figure, but that makes Henry even more jealous. I am getting blamed for all the "Accidents" around the house too. I'm not acting up in wake of my mother's death. I am a good son. Henry slowly becomes more and more jealous of me as I start to rely on his parents for nurture and I am getting a lot of attention from them. I think Henry killed his younger brother because of the same jealousy I'm experiencing now. I'm concerned for my safety and I don't know what to do. (long story short. that boy in question is not a good son)
Can Joe Mande dye his hair red and remake this video please?
this letter could not be worded any better.
The self potato lady is very nice, but she's no raymond. he's still my fav. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mT4jnkPnwE
not sure what's going on here, but i'll upvote you for the MS Paint bumper.