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Renee Zellweger makes a great Scott Stapp.
+7 | 4/2/10 10:49 AM
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"The majestic albatross has a beautiful 10-foot black span. I mean C-SPAN. I mean wing black." - Sir David Attenborough
+15 | 3/31/10 12:37 PM
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Or possibly "The Foxx and the Houndd."
+8 | 3/29/10 12:14 PM
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Jamie Foxx's Sketch Comedy with an Urban Twist
+10 | 3/29/10 12:13 PM
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Look at that casual guy, just shootin' his lasers wherever.
+44 | 3/29/10 11:13 AM
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J. D. Shapiro talks like a used car salesman who loses a lot of sales. "BattleFIELD Earth? I barely KNOWearth!"
+20 | 3/29/10 10:21 AM
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"Well then, South Park sirs, if you air this episode then you have lost yourselves one viewer."
+1 | 3/25/10 1:50 PM
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Go at your own pace, Forrest. Go at your own pace.
+7 | 3/25/10 1:04 AM
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Aww, does strikethrough not work anymore? I had a hilarious strikethrough to say! It was supposed to strike out "environmental and anti-war." You get it, monsters! This was my only way to test this using several different methods of htmling, so I apologize.
+2 | 3/24/10 2:36 PM
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James Cameron thinks he made a movie with strong environmental and anti-war themes.
0 | 3/24/10 2:33 PM
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I'll wait for Reading Rainbow: Los Angeles (nothing but industry mags).
+9 | 3/23/10 10:26 AM
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I don't mean to disparage the wonder of a magazine to the nuts, but pretty much an anything to the nuts will do the trick.
+19 | 3/23/10 10:20 AM
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"I'm in love with you, and I want you to pick me instead of him." How does Taylor Lautner put SO MUCH FEELING into his words?
+14 | 3/11/10 11:19 AM
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But two moms are like "Do your chores until it's time to do chores." Gay marriage for men only*! *Just playing Devil's Rights Advocate over here
+43 | 3/10/10 12:35 PM
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I think the target audience of the Oscars is the front row at the Oscars.
+69 | 3/8/10 10:16 AM
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BEST PICTURE -The Hurt Locker ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE -Jeff Bridges ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE - Gabourey Sidibe ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE -Christoph Waltz ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE - Vera Farmiga DIRECTOR - James Cameron SCREENPLAY (ORIGINAL) - Inglorious Basterds SCREENPLAY (ADAPTED) - Precious ANIMATED FEATURE FILM - Up MUSIC (ORIGINAL SONG) - Ryan Bingham MUSIC (ORIGINAL SCORE) - Up ART DIRECTION - Avatar CINEMATOGRAPHY - Hurt Locker COSTUME DESIGN - Young Victoria DOCUMENTARY (FEATURE) - Food, Inc. DOCUMENTARY (SHORT SUBJECT) - China's Unnatrual Disaster EDITING - Avatar FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM - The White Ribbon MAKEUP - Young Victoria ANIMATED (SHORT) - Lady and the Reaper LIVE ACTION SHORT - Miracle Fish SOUND EDITING - Avatar SOUND MIXING - Avatar VISUAL EFFECTS - Avatar
0 | 3/5/10 3:45 PM
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Sarah Palin's "I'm Stupid and Here's a Tree." I'll limit myself to 3 of these very fun things to do.
+18 | 3/4/10 11:57 AM
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Also, "Nature: Nature's Nature"
+35 | 3/4/10 11:56 AM
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Places Oil Drills Should Go
+12 | 3/4/10 11:54 AM
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Get a load of Triple Axl Rose over here.
+38 | 3/3/10 10:49 AM
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Man, you know when you work for a discrete subliminal advertising firm and have to pretend like your boss is your wife but then you fall in love with your boss who is only your fake wife and you now have to convince her to love you for real and forever and always? Yeah, me too, life's tough.
+8 | 3/1/10 12:24 PM
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Pretty sure Jack's gonna smash all the mysteries from now on. That way we don't have to worry about them cause they're smashed.
+30 | 2/24/10 12:44 PM
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My favorite is the Newsboy who points to the camera and adds a "yeah yeah" after the line "when you're down and out there seems no hope at all." Yeah yeah!
+10 | 2/22/10 9:49 AM
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Don't tell me what my cat do!
0 | 2/20/10 6:41 PM
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We missed our chance to see his new character, Oscar, the outlandishly some way something.
+17 | 2/19/10 11:07 AM
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What did he do, snuggle his wife too hard?
+2 | 2/18/10 1:21 PM
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"Damn it, Robin, I told you to get the keys to the jet!" - the batwing problem
+16 | 2/18/10 11:31 AM
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"When I fall and hit the ground, I will turn myself around." Does this mean she's face up, or face down in the dirt?
+4 | 2/18/10 11:03 AM
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Hurley: So what do you do here? Locke: Oh, I actually just got fired. Hurley: Well, I'm actually so rich and well-off that I own a TEMP AGENCY. I can totally get you hooked up with a job through the TEMP AGENCY I own. Yeah, sure, maybe you could've just gone to ANY TEMP AGENCY and they would've hooked you up with a job, cause that's the entire point of their existence, but regardless, I want you to be grateful of this huge solid I'm doing for you. Locke: Hey man, I keeps it real.
+18 | 2/17/10 11:59 AM
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I don't know, is he a pit bull, ladiesandgentlemen?!
+9 | 2/16/10 11:32 AM
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Coppercab's location scout is top notch.
+17 | 2/16/10 10:10 AM
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I've only recently started reading the site, but this has quickly become the only site with comments I care to read. The vast majority of posts and comments make me feel a little bit better about the Internet. So, I appreciate Gabe's resetting, but I didn't even notice its need. However, I will say that once I started reading comments here, it tricked my dumb brain into wanting to read comments on everything else on the Internet cause I'm all like "What did Spice Weasel say about this YouTube video?" and it turns out he didn't say anything, and neither did the rest of you, because it is YouTube, and every commenter is theorizing about 9/11.
+4 | 2/16/10 12:20 AM
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Lizzie Borden
+1 | 2/15/10 11:59 PM
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While it is true that Jersey Girl starred Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler, it is also true that every flop should be considered to star the comedy duo of Affleck & Lopez.
+6 | 2/15/10 11:14 AM
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Lead paint for the eyes, wutWUT!
+10 | 2/11/10 1:13 PM
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The Hoodie Footie moves with you without even falling off or catching fire!
+1 | 2/10/10 4:50 PM
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A Few Good Shandlings ("You can't Shandle the truth!")
+1 | 2/9/10 7:03 PM
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I heard "filmmakers." Filmmakers from Outer Space.
+3 | 2/9/10 2:01 PM
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To me, the look on the kid's face doesn't evoke creepiness. He seems more like he's awkwardly trying to be in on the joke. He undoubtedly recognizes Rogan from something and is wandering around near him to hopefully partake in whatever conversations (grunts) Rogan's having with his doppleganging, one-man entourage. The kid's laughing at everything they say, not just hoggazing the whole time.
+5 | 2/9/10 1:54 PM
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What about Air Bud?
+6 | 2/9/10 1:25 PM
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