My phone also has this scary EMERGENCY MODE situation after you call 911.
I had to call once because people were shooting at eachother outside my window. No big deal, city livin' you guys. (But seriously I hope Gabe didn't have to call 911 yesterday and I hope that Birdie is okay! (and Gabe))
Have you guys heard that Courtney Cox and David Arquette are in a trial seperation? They met during the first scream. That sort of bums me out because I like Courtney Cox and I want her to be happy.
Also, this.
http://i52.tinypic.com/op731z.jpg
Sooooo did this girl upload the video herself?
Caption: "I try to sing a song but I do a really bad job of it and get embarassingly frustrated and act like a big old baby. Enjoy! Post thoughts in the comments! Ridicule from now through my adulthood and beyond!" - This Girl
Next they'll be giving cosmetic operations to dogs (birdie plasty, if you will) so they look like humans so we can marry them you guys! Slippery slope!
Today I heard my mom on the phone with my 80 something grandma (who lives in the deep south)talking about how they don't understand why anyone cares about homosexual marriage and let em do it and adopt babies. So I was like YAY for my awesome grandma and mom but now I'm like boo for these people.
Apparently you have never been to a scrapbooking store in a weatlthy neighborhood. It's like 20 bucks for a packet of little cut out paper pizza slices, beer glasses, and dart boards to remember the night your husband had some drinking buddys over in the basement one night.
Seems like the older I get the more dire and important politics seem. Then I realize that I just understand and pay attention more every year because I'm getting old and withered and interested in the futur and they have always been important and scary and huge. Getting old is the worst you guys!
At first I was like
http://videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/helen2.jpg
Then I was like...googling around for a picture of Helen Hunt looking happy and all I found was bewilderment and dismay and forced smiles.
[Picture of laughing Helen Hunt goes here]
Well, I did not watch the rally because I was busy slaving over a bag of cotton balls making last minute costumes for me and my boyfriend. (and them photoshoping us into their inspiration, of course) So I'll post a picture of that!
http://i53.tinypic.com/10pask7.jpg
My dad is all southergentlemangum, I don't think he even has a word for fart in his vocabulary. I've heard other dads say it though. I have so few dad fart jokes in my aresenal :(
But Remains Calm And Collected And Finishes The Song Like A Pro